Ae-Witze
Was fliegt durch die Luft und pupst?
Stink-A-bel!
Welche Maus läuft auf zwei Beinen? A: Die Micky Maus!
Dancing is like sex.
- When you first try it, you are nervous.
- But it is still the best thing you have ever tried.
- The more you do it, the better it gets every time.
- With experience, you can do it longer...
- As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques.
- After a time, you learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like dancing.
....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex you will like: ........
Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.
Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like dancing.
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"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.
The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".
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Was sagt ein Pirat, wenn er trockenes Gras sieht? A-heu!
Was fängt mit A an und hört mit -och auf?
Aschermittwoch.
Wie kommen Ameisen über den Fluss?
Sie schmeißen das "a" weg und fliegen rüber!
The moment when you joined a conference and nobody is online.
Abschied im Schwabenländle.
"Ja, ja. Scheide tut weh."
"Ja, ja. Schwänzle a."
Wie kommt eine Ameise über den Fluss?
Sie wirft das A weg und fliegt drüber. 🙃
Dieser Moment, wenn du einen Witz schreibst und du denkst, der kommt gut an, und dann... A: 1 Dislike.
Was lernt man in der Elfen-Schule?
Antwort: Das Elf-A-Bett.
Who is a man without a body and a nose?
Nobody knows.
According to YouTube statistics, only a small percentage of people are actually subscribed.
I think Beethoven is cute, because he has a cool Frisur.
Ein einsamer Bahnhof, mitten in Bayern. Noch mit einem Bahnwärter besetzt, also richtiges Hinterland. Der Bahnwärter schaut dem Zug entgegen, doch plötzlich verlässt der Zug das Gleis, fährt die Böschung hinab, fährt durch die Wiese, wieder die Böschung hinauf und wieder auf das Gleis zurück. Im Bahnhof hält der Zug dann an.
Fragt der Bahnwärter: "Warum fährst' jetzt du einfach durch'd Wiesn?"
"Na, do woa a Preiß' auf d'Schiena..."
"Hättst ean ned einfach übafoan kenna?"
"Hob i doch - hob ean aber erst auf da Wiesn derwischt!"
Deine Mutter steht vor einer Klippe, in der Wale leben, die Wale singen: „We are a Family!“ 😬😐