Blue

Blue-Witze

Harry: "I wanted to tell you something." Umbridge: "Go ahead." Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."

Donald Trump kommt abends besoffen nach Hause.

Fragt seine Frau ;

...Hast Du mir etwas mitgebracht ?

Sagt Trump;

...Ja, Blue Man.

„Harry“ : I wanted to tell you something. „Umbridge“ : Go ahead. „Harry“ : Rose’s are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, than I saw YOU.

Sagt der Midlaner zum Jungler "Gib mir Blue du Hurensohn" sagt der Jungler "Pardon, je ne parle pas allemond." Darauf der Toplaner im All-Chat: "OMG GG GAME OVER WE HAVE FRENCH JUNGLE"