Blue-Witze

Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."

Umbridge: "Go ahead."

Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle one for you. 😂

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I like pizza more than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Thomas the train gets dropped by a b-52.

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Donald Trump kommt abends besoffen nach Hause.

Fragt seine Frau:

"Hast Du mir etwas mitgebracht?"

Sagt Trump:

"Ja, Blue Man."

Roses are red, violets are blue.

PornHub is down, you facebook will do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like a monkey, go back to the zoo! 😂

Wie nennt man einen verletzten Chinesen auf Chinesisch?

Blu Tung

roses are red violets are blue, both are useless go plant some wheat.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My wife is nine and I am fifty-two.

"Harry": I wanted to tell you something.

"Umbridge": Go ahead.

"Harry": Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There always are Asians better than you.

Deine Mudda heißt Heisenberg und kocht Blue Meth.

Deine Mutter hat den Urknall ausgelöst, als sie versucht hat, einen Blue Angel zu machen!

"Blue dabudi dabada, wer kennt dieses Lied?" Blöde Frage, ist ein Hit aus den 90ern. Kennt jeder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, ich trage nur einen Schuh.

Sagt der Midlaner zum Jungler: "Gib mir Blue, du Hurensohn!"

Sagt der Jungler: "Pardon, je ne parle pas allemond."

Darauf der Toplaner im All-Chat: "OMG GG GAME OVER WE HAVE FRENCH JUNGLE!"

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I thought Voldemort is ugly, but then I saw you.