Blue-Witze

Roses are red, violets are blue, if this video is less than a min, I'll give it a view!

Roses are red, violets are blue, ich trage nur einen Schuh.

Kommt ein Betrunkener in die Disco und singt: "I am blue, if I was green, I would die!"

One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.

Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.

In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama

Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.

Best Lied ever:)👍🏽🥸

Deine Mudda heißt Heisenberg und kocht Blue Meth.

Sagt der Midlaner zum Jungler: "Gib mir Blue, du Hurensohn!"

Sagt der Jungler: "Pardon, je ne parle pas allemond."

Darauf der Toplaner im All-Chat: "OMG GG GAME OVER WE HAVE FRENCH JUNGLE!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wanna know what your mouth can do.

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Thomas the train gets dropped by a b-52.

Blue Bull 🎯 Red Bull hatte mich auch und ich fick deine Schultern, Baby, ich liebe dich auch, wie lautet deine Telefonnummer für deine Handys?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There always are Asians better than you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I set the Gardener on fire, he splattered his Blood.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Donald Trump kommt abends besoffen nach Hause.

Fragt seine Frau:

"Hast Du mir etwas mitgebracht?"

Sagt Trump:

"Ja, Blue Man."

roses are red violets are blue, both are useless go plant some wheat.

Deine Mutter hat den Urknall ausgelöst, als sie versucht hat, einen Blue Angel zu machen!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My wife is nine and I am fifty-two.

"Blue dabudi dabada, wer kennt dieses Lied?" Blöde Frage, ist ein Hit aus den 90ern. Kennt jeder.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

PornHub is down, you facebook will do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle one for you. 😂