Blue-Witze
Deine Mutter hat den Urknall ausgelöst, als sie versucht hat, einen Blue Angel zu machen!
"Harry": I wanted to tell you something.
"Umbridge": Go ahead.
"Harry": Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My wife is nine and I am fifty-two.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I thought Voldemort is ugly, but then I saw you.
roses are red violets are blue, both are useless go plant some wheat.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
PornHub is down, you facebook will do.
Blue Bull 🎯 Red Bull hatte mich auch und ich fick deine Schultern, Baby, ich liebe dich auch, wie lautet deine Telefonnummer für deine Handys?
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like a monkey, go back to the zoo! 😂
Wie nennt man einen verletzten Chinesen auf Chinesisch?
Blu Tung
Roses are red, violets are blue, Thomas the train gets dropped by a b-52.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle one for you. 😂
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
Deine Mudda heißt Heisenberg und kocht Blue Meth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if this video is less than a min, I'll give it a view!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I like pizza more than you.
"Blue dabudi dabada, wer kennt dieses Lied?" Blöde Frage, ist ein Hit aus den 90ern. Kennt jeder.
One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.
Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.
In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.
Best Lied ever:)👍🏽🥸
Roses are red, violets are blue, ich trage nur einen Schuh.
Kommt ein Betrunkener in die Disco und singt: "I am blue, if I was green, I would die!"