Blue

Blue-Witze

Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."

Umbridge: "Go ahead."

Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."

Donald Trump kommt abends besoffen nach Hause.

Fragt seine Frau:

"Hast Du mir etwas mitgebracht?"

Sagt Trump:

"Ja, Blue Man."

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like a monkey, go back to the zoo! 😂

„Harry“ : I wanted to tell you something. „Umbridge“ : Go ahead. „Harry“ : Rose’s are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, than I saw YOU.

Sagt der Midlaner zum Jungler "Gib mir Blue du Hurensohn" sagt der Jungler "Pardon, je ne parle pas allemond." Darauf der Toplaner im All-Chat: "OMG GG GAME OVER WE HAVE FRENCH JUNGLE"