Blue

Blue-Witze

Gärtner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I set the Gardener on fire, he splattered his Blood.

Affe

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like a monkey, go back to the zoo! 😂

Rose

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Thomas

Roses are red, violets are blue, Thomas the train gets dropped by a b-52.

Mund

Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wanna know what your mouth can do.

Umbridge

"Harry": I wanted to tell you something.

"Umbridge": Go ahead.

"Harry": Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU.

Lied

"Blue dabudi dabada, wer kennt dieses Lied?" Blöde Frage, ist ein Hit aus den 90ern. Kennt jeder.

Video

Roses are red, violets are blue, if this video is less than a min, I'll give it a view!

Alabama

One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.

Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.

In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama

Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.

Best Lied ever:)👍🏽🥸

Red Bull

Blue Bull 🎯 Red Bull hatte mich auch und ich fick deine Schultern, Baby, ich liebe dich auch, wie lautet deine Telefonnummer für deine Handys?

Beleidigung

Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."

Umbridge: "Go ahead."

Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."