Blue-Witze

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I set the Gardener on fire, he splattered his Blood.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like a monkey, go back to the zoo! 😂

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Thomas the train gets dropped by a b-52.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wanna know what your mouth can do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, ich trage nur einen Schuh.

Wie nennt man einen verletzten Chinesen auf Chinesisch?

Blu Tung

"Harry": I wanted to tell you something.

"Umbridge": Go ahead.

"Harry": Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I thought Voldemort is ugly, but then I saw you.

"Blue dabudi dabada, wer kennt dieses Lied?" Blöde Frage, ist ein Hit aus den 90ern. Kennt jeder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if this video is less than a min, I'll give it a view!

One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.

Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.

In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama

Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.

Best Lied ever:)👍🏽🥸

Blue Bull 🎯 Red Bull hatte mich auch und ich fick deine Schultern, Baby, ich liebe dich auch, wie lautet deine Telefonnummer für deine Handys?

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My wife is nine and I am fifty-two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."

Umbridge: "Go ahead."

Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."

roses are red violets are blue, both are useless go plant some wheat.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I like pizza more than you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There always are Asians better than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

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