Day-Witze

It's a beautiful day outside.

Flowers are blooming.

Birds are singing.

On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.

Beim Girls&Boys Day war Marie bei der Polizei und wurde festgenommen.

Dieser Moment, wenn dein Teammate die Runde verlässt...

Every day 😡

Thanks for the delay in getting the best of the day before and I am not sure if it.

At the sixth day, God created Adam and Eve - NOT ADAM AND STEVE!

Maxis Mom wird durchgenuddelt every day, every night. ^^

Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.