Floppy disks are like Jesus: they died to become the icon of saving.
Dieder-Witze
Jingle Bells, Umbridge Smells, Peter ran away, Sirius died, Harry cried, Hogwarts all the way!
Heute heißen die Schwulen nicht mehr Detlev oder Dieter, sondern Erich - vorne Er und hinten ich.
