Was ist der faulste Berg der Welt?
Der Mount Ever-rest!
Snape und Quirrel besteigen den Mount Everest. Auf halber Strecke nach oben stottert Quirrel: "W- Wir h- haben -" "Erzähls mit wenn wir oben sind", unterbricht ihn Snape. Oben angekommen sagt Quirrel: "W- Wir h- haben die Z- Zelte unten v- vergessen!" Also fangen sie an, wieder runter zu steigen. Auf halber Strecke nach unten stottert Quirrel wieder: "D- das war-" "Sag's mir, wenn wir unten sind!" , fährt Snape ihn an. Wieder unten am Fuß des Bergessagt Quirrel: "D- das war ein Sch- Sch- Scherz!"
Chuck Norris hat binnen 23 Minuten den Mount Everest bestiegen. Es hätte nur 10 Minuten in Anspruch genommen, wenn der Berg nicht versucht hätte zu flüchten.
Ich wollte neulich den Mount Everest besteigen, fand dann aber kein Parkplatz.
Was sagen wither wenn sie nein sagen wollen. Antwort: Never ever
Alle die nicht Sarah mit h heißen und andere mobben nur weil sie kein h am Ende haben und Sara heißen zu denen komm ich nach Hause und ich werde alle ermorden und in die Hölle schicken die meiner Freundin das antuen .
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Frage: Welcher war der höchsten Berg der Welt bevor der Mount Everest entdeckt wurde? - Antwort: Der Mount Everest (er war halt nur nicht entdeckt)
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Ich wollte mal den Mount Everest besteigen, fand dann aber kein Parkplatz. PH
Der beste Grund ever,warum wir in die Schule nicht gehen sollten xD :
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Chuck Norris ist neulich auf den Mount Everest gefahren. Mit dem U-Boot!
Es tut mir Leid an alle die ich beleidigt habe!
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"Lass doch mal die Frau ans Ruder."
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