Foul

Foul-Witze

Mississippi

    • Two Italian men get on a bus...

    They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.

    The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

    "Emma come first.

    Den I come.

    Den two asses come together.

    I come once-a-more.

    Two asses, they come together again.

    I come again and pee twice.

    Then I come one lasta time."

    "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

    "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

    "Who talkin' abouta sexa?

    I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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    • Foul-Memes

    Schwalbe

    • Warum nehmen die Menschen immer viel Vogelfutter mit in den Signal Iduna Park?

    Weil es dort immer viele gelbe Schwalben auf dem Rasen zu sehen gibt.

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    • Schwalbe

    • "Warum gab es einen Elfmeter?"

    "Wegen einer Schwalbe."

    "Ein Vogel war auf dem Spielfeld?"

    "Nein, ein Spieler hat sich fallen gelassen."

    "AUF DIE SCHWALBE?"

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