Neueste Held-Witze - Schlechte Witze

Chuck Norris kann Verkehrsbrücken aus Papier bauen.

Wenn Chuck Norris den einen Ring auf seinen Finger steckt, wird der Ring unsichtbar.

Wer ist meistens mit dem netz verbunden? Spiderman. er hat gutes netz

Chuck Norris Hat mal eine Granate geworfen,die fünfzig Leute tötete.Danach explodierte die Granate...

Die wahre Bedeutung der Altersbegrenzungen von Filmen ist:

Ab 12 - der Held bekommt das Mädchen.

Ab 16 - der Brutale bekommt das Mädchen.

Ab 18 - jeder bekommt das Mädchen.

Letztens habe ich ein Mädchen mit einer Tafel Schokolade gesehen. Doch dann sind beide in einen offenen Gully gefallen.

Zum Glück war ich blitzschnell und konnte sie fangen...

Doch wenn ich jetzt so drüber nachdenke, hätte ich vielleicht doch lieber das Mädchen fangen sollen...

Sry das ich seit 6 tagen keine memes gemacht habe...

Echte Helden, gelbe Felgen.

Alle werden gerettet, außer Reiner, dem hilft Keiner.

Ich kann einen Krieg anfangen oder beenden ich kann die Stärke eines Helden verleihen oder dich kraftlos zurück lassen ein Blick kann mich fangen aber keine Kraft verhindert das ich wieder gehe. Was bin ich?

Schwierigkeit:8/10 Lösung steht in den Kommentaren!

Warum hat Batman seine Maske nicht über das ganze Gesicht? Damit die Polizei sieht, dass er nicht schwarz ist.

Chuck Norris spawnt in Minecraft im Nether.

Chuck Norris jagt keine Enten, die Enten rennen nur vor Chuck Norris weg!

Chuck Norris ist wie ein Komet, der zweimal einschlägt.

Dobby:„Harry Potter can‘t Go back to Hogwarts!“ Harry:„But why?“ Dobby:„Bacause all classes will bei held online!“

Harry Potter von den Machern von ICE Age Harry Potter 1 Harry Potter 2- Jetzt kammert‘s Harry Potter 3- der Gefangene ist los Harry Potter 4- Voll verfeuert Harry Potter 5- Phönix voraus Harry Potter 6- die Abenteurer vom Halbblutprinz

Chuck Norris kann auf Schlechte Witze anonymen Leuten folgen.

Chuck Norris ist die Urlaubsvertretung aller Superhelden - inklusive ihm selbst.

Der Held den wir alle hier brauchten...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

Fritzchen und seine Oma gehen spazieren. Fritzen sieht auf dem Boden einen 10 Euro Schein. "Oma, darf ich den Schein aufheben?", fragt Fritzchen seine Oma. "Nein Fritzchen, was auf dem Boden liegt hebt man nicht auf.", antwortet seine Oma. Plötzlich rutscht die Oma auf einer Bananenschale aus. "Fritzchen, würdest du mir bitte Helden, dass ich wieder aufstehen kann?" "Nein Oma! Was auf dem Boden liegt hebt man nicht auf!"

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