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Rick Astley

    • If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie Up, he cannot give it to you, as he will never give you Up. However, in doing so, he lets you down. Thus creating the Astley Paradox.

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    • Corona

    • Santa tell me, if you really care! Don't make me hope again this year, that Corona will be here next year, 2021!

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    • If-Memes

    Informatiker

    • "Kannst du mir bitte diesen Film auf diesen Stick machen? Einfach direkt drauf, damit ich ihn gleich finde. Danke."

    Informatiker: dd if=film.mp4 of=/dev/sdc

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    • Kondom

    • My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."

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    "Why?"

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    "Because yolo"

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    "What does that mean?" I asked.

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    "You only live once"

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    "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."

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    "What's that mean?"

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    "You're on your own."

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    • Sex

    • Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

    Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it. 😍

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    • Sex

    • ....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex you will like: ........

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    • Donald Trump

    • What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.

    How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.

    If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.

    What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.

    What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.

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    • If-Memes

    Community-Talk

    • All peoples from the german and english site. Me and my friend Outfluencer have started a minecraft server project with the name "OmadaCraft". It would be nice if you join, our goal is to become very big. Link to the discord is in the comments, if you have questions, you can tag me :)

    • Here's an update on the situation. I posted an email to the school with the documentation. Im terrified. The first email address I tried sent an email back saying the email did not send. I hope this one will. If i dont have a reply by monday night, ill call them tuesday morning. Wish me luck guys, im fucking scared.

    • Hey guys can I get some support? Tw btw (venting and topic about sa) About 41 days ago, my friend of 4 years groomed me. It was really bad, and it's stuck with me and inflicted trauma on me. I am really upset about it. I won't add too much details in what he did. I told some of my friends, and posted some screenshots in wje. I have decided with my friends that we are going to call him out, and tell were he goes to c… Weiterlesen

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