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....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like: ........

Voldemort: "AvadA-"

Hermine: "StOp sToP StOp, you're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you say it WrOnG! It's AvAda, not AvadA!"

Voldemort: "Do it yourself if you're so clever. Go on, go on!"

Hermine: "AvAda Kedavra!"

"Yayyyy i killed Voldemort!"

Das wäre ein besseres Ende gewesen. 😄

My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."

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"Why?"

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"Because yolo"

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"What does that mean?" I asked.

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"You only live once"

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"Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."

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"What's that mean?"

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"You're on your own."

Roses are red, violets are blue, if this video is less than a min, I'll give it a view!

Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten

Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate...

Kennt ihr das Lied?

No matter if you lost, Anne Hathaway. (Leider geht der auf Deutsch nicht.)

If you make a great joke, I will pay for it!

If Jamie = Engländer System.out.println("Jamie ist gay") else TÖÖÖÖÖTET IHN!

If you eat too much, you will be fat.

Thanks for the delay in getting the best of the day before and I am not sure if it.