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"Stehen Sie auf Männer oder auf Frauen?"

"Da würde ich gerne ein Zitat auf Englisch anbringen: *If there is a hole, there is a goal!*"

Herr Ober, in meiner Suppe ist ein Gebiss!

"Waf if?"

My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."

"Why?"

"Because yolo"

"What does that mean?" I asked.

"You only live once"

"Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."

"What's that mean?"

"You're on your own."

If you're a doctor, you shouldn't be called Anastasia.

....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like: ........

Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it. 😍

"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

Voldemort: "AvadA-"

Hermine: "StOp sToP StOp, you're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you say it WrOnG! It's AvAda, not AvadA!"

Voldemort: "Do it yourself if you're so clever. Go on, go on!"

Hermine: "AvAda Kedavra!"

"Yayyyy i killed Voldemort!"

Das wäre ein besseres Ende gewesen. 😄

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In Germany gibt es eine Schulpflicht ab dem Alter von 6 Jahren, und viele Kinder besuchen vorher den Kindergarten. Man verlässt die Grundschule nach der 4. Klasse, wenn man keine Klasse wiederholt. Danach geht man auf ein Gymnasium oder eine andere Schule. Meistens beginnt der Unterricht um 8 Uhr und endet um 13:25 Uhr. Das Schuljahr besteht aus zwei Halbjahren. In den Bundesländern sind die Ferien unterschiedlich. Ab dem Alter von 16 Jahren, also am Ende der 10. Klasse, macht man den Realschulabschluss. Wenn man ihn besteht, kann man in die Oberstufe gehen, um sein Abitur zu machen.

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Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

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Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.