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Rick Astley

    • If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie Up, he cannot give it to you, as he will never give you Up. However, in doing so, he lets you down. Thus creating the Astley Paradox.

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    • Kondom

    • My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."

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    "Why?"

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    "Because yolo"

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    "What does that mean?" I asked.

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    "You only live once"

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    "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."

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    "What's that mean?"

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    "You're on your own."

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    • Sex

    • ....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex you will like: ........

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    • Sex

    • Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

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    • Sex

    • Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

    Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it. 😍

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    • Homeschooling

    • "Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

    The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

    Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

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    • Voldemort

    • Voldemort: "AvadA-"

    Hermine: "StOp sToP StOp, you're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you say it WrOnG! It's AvAda, not AvadA!"

    Voldemort: "Do it yourself if you're so clever. Go on, go on!"

    Hermine: "AvAda Kedavra!"

    "Yayyyy i killed Voldemort!"

    Das wäre ein besseres Ende gewesen. 😄

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    • Michael Jackson

    • If you are a Michael Jackson believer that he only faked his death and is still alive then please subscribe to this youtube channel please, please!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGdiOzapRHyZi1ZoNSpXnSw/join

    There is very good evidence there.

    Even if you don't believe in it you can still drop by, please.

    Please do not forget to subscribe! 😃😁

    Thank you! Bye!

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    • Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

    Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten

    Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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