If-Witze

Roses are red, violets are blue, if this video is less than a min, I'll give it a view!

No matter if you lost, Anne Hathaway. (Leider geht der auf Deutsch nicht.)

If-Schleife

If you drive a mustang you can af(ford) it!

"Kannst du mir bitte diesen Film auf diesen Stick machen? Einfach direkt drauf, damit ich ihn gleich finde. Danke."

Informatiker: dd if=film.mp4 of=/dev/sdc

C++ method parameters be like

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if you GET the REFERENCE...

Ein Mann: „Herr Ober, in der Suppe liegt ein Gebiss!“

Herr Ober: „Was ist los?“

If Jamie = Engländer System.out.println("Jamie ist gay") else TÖÖÖÖÖTET IHN!

Thanks for the delay in getting the best of the day before and I am not sure if it.

What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.

How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.

If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.

What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.

What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.