If-Witze

Santa tell me, if you really care! Don't make me hope again this year, that Corona will be here next year, 2021!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if this video is less than a min, I'll give it a view!

No matter if you lost, Anne Hathaway. (Leider geht der auf Deutsch nicht.)

If-Schleife

If you drive a mustang you can af(ford) it!

"Kannst du mir bitte diesen Film auf diesen Stick machen? Einfach direkt drauf, damit ich ihn gleich finde. Danke."

Informatiker: dd if=film.mp4 of=/dev/sdc

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if you GET the REFERENCE...

Ein Mann: „Herr Ober, in der Suppe liegt ein Gebiss!“

Herr Ober: „Was ist los?“

If Jamie = Engländer System.out.println("Jamie ist gay") else TÖÖÖÖÖTET IHN!

Thanks for the delay in getting the best of the day before and I am not sure if it.

What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.

How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.

If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.

What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.

What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.