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Sie hat Hunger und schneidet eine Tomate in dünne Scheiben.

Sagt er: "Oh, ich hab' Lust auf Tomaten!"

Schaut sie ihn an und sagt: "Ich hätte jetzt Lust auf Gurken!"

PS: I love you <3

Hello, my name is Manuel! Thanks for you love!

"Ich bin cool, ihr seid dumm. Like me, please. Love you. I'm gay."

Warum bittet eine Blondine ihren Lover, ein Kondom zu benutzen?

Damit sie noch was für unterwegs mitnehmen kann!

Was steht auf dem Grabstein von Iron-Man? "Alle Steine zu mir."

"I love you 3000."

I love Anna, haha!

Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like: ........

I LOVE YOU 🌹💖🌹💖😘😘 ALSO NICHT CORONA, DU NICHT und auch justin fieber und Mathias keim die mag ich auch nicht.

I Love Justus.

JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.

Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.

Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.

Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!

Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!

Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!

Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!

Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!

Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!

Refrain

Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!

You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!

Where are you, Joana?????

We need you to live!!!!!! We all love you very, very much!!!! And we miss you!!! Come again!!!!!

I love you not, du bist Schrott!

Das war ein Scherz, du bist mein Herz!

╔══╗╔╗ ♡ ♡ ♡ ╚╗╔╝║║╔═╦╦╦╔╗ ╔╝╚╗║╚╣║║║║╔╣ ╚══╝╚═╩═╩═╩═╝ ஜ۞ஜ YOU ஜ۞ஜ

I LOVE YOU.

Cool oder?

Deine Mutter ist so dumm, sie furzt, geht in die Toilette und singt „I love my life". Dann kommen alle rein und lachen sie aus.

"Love" sagt Lerina. Fragt der Englischlehrer: "Wen liebst du denn?" Sagt Lerina: "Weiß ich nicht, ich sage es manchmal einfach."

I Love der Traktor mit Unterhosen!

Handy

Hallo Schatz, hier ist dein Lover Hans...

...ich komme gleich mit meinem dicken... Auto.

Auto24

I love Lilly!