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Mücke

    • Wir haben einen Teich und ich habe gerade das Fenster zugemacht, weil so viele Mücken kamen! Scherz!

    Love you

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    • Lover-Memes

    Liedtext

    • JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.

    Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.

    Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.

    Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!

    Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!

    Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!

    Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!

    Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!

    Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!

    Refrain

    Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!

    You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!

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    • Sex

    • Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

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    • Leute

    • Wie viele Leute waren auf der Love Parade 2010?

    1,4 Millionen und ein paar Zerquetschte!

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    • Homeschooling

    • "Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

    The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

    Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

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    • Liebe

    • Lieder auf Deutsch, Teil 1. Heute ist "Savage Love" dran.

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    *Wilde Liebe* Hat jemand, hat jemand Dir das Herz gebrochen? Du siehst aus wie ein Engel Aber deine wilde Liebe Wenn du mich küsst Weiß ich, dass es dir scheißegal ist Aber ich will das trotzdem.

    Deine wilde Liebe Deine wilde Liebe-Liebe-Liebe Deine wilde Liebe-Liebe-Liebe Benutz mich. ______________________________________

    Hab mich so totgelacht! 😂🤣😂🤣

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    • Hochzeit

    • Hochzeiten in 10 Jahren:

    „Und so frage ich dich, Jeremy-Pascal: Willst du die hier anwesende Chantal zu deinem Bae nehmen, sie loven und ehren, ein Leben mit ihr teilen, in GZ und SZ, so vong Ehe her? Dann gib mir jetzt ein Like.“

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    Community-Talk

    • Hey guys can I get some support? Tw btw (venting and topic about sa) About 41 days ago, my friend of 4 years groomed me. It was really bad, and it's stuck with me and inflicted trauma on me. I am really upset about it. I won't add too much details in what he did. I told some of my friends, and posted some screenshots in wje. I have decided with my friends that we are going to call him out, and tell were he goes to c… Weiterlesen

    • Guys ima take a short break. Ill be on discord and shit, but i js need to work on school, my server, and there's something going on rn. I wknt be gone long, love yall 🫶

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