Harry: "Gryffindor!" Draco: "Slytherin!" Umbridge: "Askaban!!!" 😄😆
HARRY POTTER Fights a dragon Kills the basilisk defeats Voldemort GETS SCARED OF ANGRY HERMIONE
Jingle bells, Dudle smells Umbrige goes away. Malfoys hot, Voldis not, Hogwarts all the way. Hey !
Jingle Bells, Umbridge Smells, Peter ran away, Sirius died, Harry cried, Hogwarts all the way!
Moody: . ) Voldemort: : ) Harry: :–)
Dumbledore und Snape.
Snape: "Voldemort ist dort, ich weiß es..." Dumbledore: "Bist du Sirius?" Snape: "Nein, ich bin Snape."
Voldemort: "Someone tell me a joke." Harry: "The Deathly Hallows." Voldemort: "I don't get it." Harry: "Exactly."
Hagrid: „You are a wizard, Harry! Harry: „You are a hairy wizard!“
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Other names for the Harry Potter movies: Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Snape. Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Draco. Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Sirius. Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Karkarof. Harry Potter and the time everyone new it was Umbridge. Harry Potter and the time it was actually Draco. Harry Potter and the time it was Dumbledore all along.
Eine Frau geht am Strand spazieren und stolpert über eine Flasche. Sie hebt diese Flasche auf und befreit sie von Schmutz. Da kommt plötzlich ein Flaschengeist zum Vorschein und sagt, Sie habe drei Wünsche frei.
Sofort sagt die Frau zum Geist: „Ich will, dass im Osten Frieden ist, schau nur auf diese Karte! All die Länder kämpfen gegeneinander das darf nicht sein.“
Verdutzt schaut der Flaschengeist und entgegnet Ihr: „Gnädige Frau, diese Konflikte herrschen dort schon seit über 500 Jahren und ich bin auch nicht mehr der Jüngste. Das schaffe ich nicht.“
„Okay“, sagt die Frau: „Dann wünsche ich mit einen Mann, der den Haushalt macht, lieb zu den Kindern ist, am Sonntagmorgen mit mir spazieren geht und mir meine Wünsche von den Lippen abließt!“
Überfordert sagt der Geist: „Okay, zeig mir nochmal die Karte!“
15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But i felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!
14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But i fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but i know that song show not all what she can.
13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.
12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.
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