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Harry : Girls are so hot Hermine : Boys are so Hot Ginny : Why ist Every Body so hot ? Luna : Global Warming

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Reporter: “Mr. President, the people are depressed by the corona virus. What do you intend to do? "

Trump: "We will treat the people with nitrous oxide!"

Meintest du: Kashoot is used almost exclusively in the phrase "in Kashoots," which means "in an alliance or partnership." In most contexts, it describes the conspiring activity of people up to no good.

Cahoot is used almost exclusively in the phrase "in cahoots," which means "in an alliance or partnership." In most contexts, it describes the conspiring activity of people up to no good.

USA - Corona --------------------- Reporter: "Sorry Mr. President, we have too few masks"

Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."

Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan "

Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed ...... ... ..After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."

Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"

Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."

The less people suffer and die by Covid-19, the more the mass medias spread it. Seems to be a rule: The less culture people have, the more they must spread it

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I've already asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for, but no one could give me a straight answer.

Reasons why I hate school 5% annoying people 5% teachers 90% because it isn't Hogwarts

Dancing is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing youve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time youll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like Dancing

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....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing youve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time youll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like: ........

Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing youve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time youll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like writing jokes