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Englischlehrer Rizz:

Bist du eine englische Zeitform? Denn das zwischen uns past perfect. 🗿🍷

Was sagt ein Englischlehrer, wenn er beim Förmchen-Spielen endlich die richtige Form gefunden hat?

"Past Perfect!"

Meine Englischlehrerin sagt, das Past Perfect passt perfekt in Geschichten...

15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak.

Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But I felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!

14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri.

The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But I fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but I know that song show not all what she can.

13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more.

Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.

12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas.

The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.

You can watch all the songs on YouTube. Please a Dislike when you like it.

Chuck Norris kennt die letzte Ziffer von Pi.

Lehrer: "Setze den Satz 'Die Menschheit ist gut' ins Perfekt."

Schüler: "Die Menschheit ist perfekt."

Treffen sich zwei Frauen. Sagt die eine: „Du hältst mich für dick, dabei stimmt das gar nicht. Mein Freund hat sogar gesagt, ich sei nahe an einer perfekten Form! Kannste mal sehen!“ Fragt die andere: „Ist dein Freund nicht Mathematiker?“ „Ja, wieso?“ „Ähm... du weißt schon, welche Form in der Mathematik als perfekt gilt?“

Mein Lehrer ist gestern sauer geworden und hat gesagt, ich wäre ein Niemand. Zum Glück weiß ich aber: Niemand ist perfekt...

Der TÜV muss alle zwei Jahre zu Chuck Norris.