Roadster

Roadster-Witze

Sara: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Lisa: "I don't know, why?"

Sara: "Becooooouse! 🦆"

Lisa: "👁️👄👁️"

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  • Polizist: "Sie fahren auf der falschen Seite der Straße."

    Fahrer: "Sorry, i'm English."

    Polizist: "YOU NIX DRIIVING ON LINKS SIIDE OF THE STRAẞEN-ROAD!"

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  • "Road Runner = Schnellus Totalus."

    "Kojote = Fleischfresserus Totalus."

    "Deine Mudda = Fettus Totalus!"

    By 2023 A.D. there will have been 2 walls built by the new silk road.

    At bandcamp what did Russel Simmons say in a Russian accent? "The world is doomed. It's the 7th Trump-Pence (Trumpets)!"