Rosine-Witze
Treffen sich zwei Rosinen, fragt die eine: „Warum hast du denn einen Helm auf?“ Darauf die andere: „Ich gehe in den Stollen.“😂
Treffen sich 2 Rosinen: Fragt die eine, warum trägst du denn einen Helm? Antwortet die andere: Ich muss gleich in den Stollen!
Was sind zwei Physiker, die sich 'ne Rosine zuwerfen?
Ein Teilchenbeschleuniger.
Die Wissenschaftler untersuchen dein Gehirn, dann streiten sie sich, ob es ein Mini-Gehirn ist oder eine Rosine.
Treffen sich zwei Rosinen.
Treffen sich zwei Rosinen. Die eine hat einen Schutzhelm/Sturzhelm auf, fragt die andere verwirrt: "Wieso trägst du diesen Helm?" Meint die andere: "Ich gehe gleich in den STOLLEN."
Wie nennt man eine in Motoröl gelegte getrocknete Traube?
Kerosine!
Treffen sich zwei Rosinen. Fragt die eine: "Warum hast du einen Helm auf?" Antwortet die andere: "Ich muss gleich in den Stollen!"
Rosinen gepickt und ein Schweinchen gestreichelt.
Wer hat Rosen und heißt Lina?
Rosalina!
Rosen sind rot, die Musik ist im Takt, Coronatestung hat verkackt. 🦠🦠🤧
Rosen sind rot, der Himmel ist blau. 30 Kilogramm Schminke werden wieder an Dilara verkauft!
Rosen sind rot, ich zahle mit Papier. Moin Leute, Trymacs hier!
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