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Sex

    • Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

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    • Sex

    • Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

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    • Homeschooling

    • "Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

    The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

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    • Sex

    • ....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex you will like: ........

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    • Aufschlag

    • Wo ist der Unterschied zwischen Tennis und Bungeespringen? Beim Tennis hat man zwei Aufschläge.

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    • Mathematiker

    • Ein Mathematiker, ein Physiker und ein Ingenieur sollen das Volumen eines kleinen, roten Gummiballs bestimmen.

    Der Mathematiker misst den Durchmesser und bestimmt das Volumen.

    Der Physiker wirft ihn in einen mit Wasser aufgefüllten Messbecher und liest das verdrängte Volumen ab.

    Der Ingenieur schaut in die DIN für kleine, rote Gummibälle.

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