
Techniques-Witze
Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like dancing.
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Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.
"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.
The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".
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Memes
....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex you will like: ........
Chuck Norris kann beim Einatmen ausatmen!
Chuck Norris schneidet ein heißes Messer mit Butter.
Ein Mathematiker, ein Physiker und ein Ingenieur sollen das Volumen eines kleinen, roten Gummiballs bestimmen.
Der Mathematiker misst den Durchmesser und bestimmt das Volumen.
Der Physiker wirft ihn in einen mit Wasser aufgefüllten Messbecher und liest das verdrängte Volumen ab.
Der Ingenieur schaut in die DIN für kleine, rote Gummibälle.
Wie sieht der Triathlon für Sekretärinnen aus?
Tackern, Lochen, Abheften!
Wasser hilft gegen fast alles: Du hast Durst, trinke Wasser. Du hast Hunger, koche dir was im Wasser. Es nervt dich jemand, ertränke ihn.
