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Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

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Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

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....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like: ........

Wo ist der Unterschied zwischen Tennis und Bungeespringen? Beim Tennis hat man zwei Aufschläge.

Ein Elektriker singt bei der Arbeit: "Tausendmal berührt, tausendmal ist nichts passiert..."

Chuck Norris kann beim Einatmen ausatmen!

"Da leckt man einmal das Messer ab und alle gucken komisch!"

- Jens, 32, Chirurg

Männer sind wie Bluetooth. Sie sind mit dir verbunden, wenn du ihnen nah bist, aber suchen nach anderen Geräten, wenn du weg bist.

Frauen hingegen sind wie WLAN. Sie sehen alle verfügbaren Geräte, verbinden sich aber nur mit dem Stärksten.