Technology-Witze
BBB
BigBlueButton
BigBlueButton is an open source web conferencing system with using new technology, designed for online learning.
iOS.
Time is running out to play Kahoot!
Someone: „981 and 123 are just some random numbers.“
Avgeeks: 😑
(Bitte nur liken/disliken, wenn ihr ihn versteht!)
Kein Wi-Fi im World Trade Center. Verbunden mit American Airlines Wi-Fi. 💀
Wie heißen die Bodyguards von Samsung?
Die Guardians of the Galaxy...🤣
Egal wie viel Zucker du isst, Mark ist ein Zuckerberg.
Google-English.
The girls are good to birds.
BBB
BigBlueButton is an open-source web-conferencing system using new technologies.
It ́s designed for online learning, and everyone in the world knows what it is.
Alexa, open Kahoot!
Previewing as an Alexa skill at ISTE 2019...
When I was on BBB: The website said: "You ́re the only person in this conference."
Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.
Why did Microsoft never release Windows 9?
Because Windows 7 8 9.
Keyboard not found.
Press any key to continue.
Technischer Fortschritt.
Zu Corona gab es drei G. Heute hat mein Telefon fünf G.
Wikipedia: "Ich weiß alles!"
Google: "Ich habe alles!"
Facebook: "Ich kenne alle!"
Internet: "Ohne mich seid ihr nichts!"
Elektrizität: "Redet nur weiter...!"
Was ist ein DSL-Modem?
Ein W-LAN-Router, aber Belgien freut sich sehr!
Programming is an art - so be the artist :)
Männer sind wie Bluetooth. Sie sind mit dir verbunden, wenn du ihnen nah bist, aber suchen nach anderen Geräten, wenn du weg bist.
Frauen hingegen sind wie WLAN. Sie sehen alle verfügbaren Geräte, verbinden sich aber nur mit dem Stärksten.
Community-Talk
Sir your computer has virus. We in India dont have technology so please be kind and destroy your computer with hammer.
Gestern habe ich meinen ersten A400 der Spain Military gespottet
Foto in den Kommis
everybody's hating me but i am feeling great what the feeling better makes is laughing at the hate cause when i sit alone in my room i can see everything is so weird outside and i dont wanna be a part of it i tried to flirt with google but it doesn't understand nobody understands what i mean so im alone yeah it makes me happy somehow i dont believe the world was nice before everything is so weird outside and i dont w… Weiterlesen