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Wie heißen die Bodyguards von Samsung?

Die Guardians of the Galaxy...🤣

Egal wie viel Zucker du isst, Mark ist ein Zuckerberg.

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Kein Wi-Fi im World Trade Center. Verbunden mit American Airlines Wi-Fi. 💀

Why did Microsoft never release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Someone: „981 and 123 are just some random numbers.“

Avgeeks: 😑

(Bitte nur liken/disliken, wenn ihr ihn versteht!)

BBB

BigBlueButton

BigBlueButton is an open source web conferencing system with using new technology, designed for online learning.

Google-English.

The girls are good to birds.

Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.

BBB

BigBlueButton is an open-source web-conferencing system using new technologies.

It ́s designed for online learning, and everyone in the world knows what it is.

Time is running out to play Kahoot!

When I was on BBB: The website said: "You ́re the only person in this conference."

Alexa, open Kahoot!

Previewing as an Alexa skill at ISTE 2019...

iOS.