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Someone: „981 and 123 are just some random numbers.“
Avgeeks: 😑
(Bitte nur liken/disliken, wenn ihr ihn versteht!)
Kein Wi-Fi im World Trade Center. Verbunden mit American Airlines Wi-Fi. 💀
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Wie heißen die Bodyguards von Samsung?
Die Guardians of the Galaxy...🤣
Google-English.
The girls are good to birds.
Alexa, open Kahoot!
Previewing as an Alexa skill at ISTE 2019...
BBB
BigBlueButton is an open-source web-conferencing system using new technologies.
It ́s designed for online learning, and everyone in the world knows what it is.
When I was on BBB: The website said: "You ́re the only person in this conference."
BBB
BigBlueButton
BigBlueButton is an open source web conferencing system with using new technology, designed for online learning.
Time is running out to play Kahoot!
Egal wie viel Zucker du isst, Mark ist ein Zuckerberg.
iOS.
Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.
Why did Microsoft never release Windows 9?
Because Windows 7 8 9.