Spiders are the only web developers that love finding bugs.
In Germany we dont say "Bye, i have to go now!" No, we klatschen se hands on se Oberschenkel and say "So!"
And i think thats beautiful.
"Hey Elon Musk, wanna hear a joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Lithium"
"I don't get it."
"That's right!"
Immer diese Leute, die alles ins Englische übersetzen müssen und dann Fehler machen...That goes me on the cookie!
In Germany we don't say: "Depression"
We say: "Meine Güte, flieg doch einfach mal für ein paar Tage All-Inclusive in den Süden, dann geht's dir auch wieder besser."
And I think that's terrible.
What was the first thing that Thanos snapped?
Loki's neck.
Terminator ---------------- Reporter: "Mr. President, is it true that a terminator does not get a corona virus?"
Trump: "Yes, we have already ordered 330 million."
Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue
Was schreit ein Schaf nach einer Zaubervorführung?
Wow! That was MÄÄÄÄÄGIC!
They don't know that we know they know we know!
Hands up and give me that money. Geld hoch und Hände her.
I want to believe that Descartes is the greatest philosopher, but I manuel kan‘t.
Jetzt kommt zur diesjährigen Corona-Grippe auch noch feuchtes Grippewetter dazu, wir sind alle verloren - das ist die tödlichste aller Klimakatastrophen. And the hole of the sun-corona sends the cosmic wisdom by it's rays through our ozone hole just into the empty heads of the rulers on earth so that their coronary arteries get cramps. Let's stay in bed for the rest of our days, the mankind is lost. Holy Gods, I've the cold and sniff already but no handkerchief at home. Must go outside and participate in that masked ball, also infect with this kind of madness. That's the evidence - it's too late to save the herd of human monkeys. No doubt, the end will come quickly