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    • The American Way of Life vor Donald J. Trump: "Haus, Auto, Swimmingpool"

    The American Way of Life nach Donald J. Trump: "Bunker, Flinte, Konservendosen"

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    • Nationalhymne

    • Wie heißt die neue amerikanische Nationalhymne, die Donald J. Trump ausgesucht hat?

    "Spiel mir das Lied vom Tod!"

    (Original: "Once upon a time in the west" H. Mancini)

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    • Trump

    • What is the difference between God and president Trump? God knows everything - Trump knows everything better!

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    • Lüge

    • A reporter asks Trump during a press conference: "Lies and alternative facts are the same, isn't it?"

    Trump: "I tell you no lies, you must see the alternative fucks."

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    • Toilet

    • Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.

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    • Donald Trump

    • What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.

    How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.

    If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.

    What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.

    What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.

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