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Ein Ehepaar hat Probleme, ein Kind zu zeugen. Die beiden beschließen deshalb, einen Spezialisten in den USA aufzusuchen. Es gibt nur ein Problem: Keiner von beiden spricht Englisch. Der Spezialist gibt ihnen durch unmissverständliche Gesten zu verstehen, dass sie „sich an die Arbeit machen sollen“.

Zunächst etwas eingeschüchtert vollziehen die beiden den Akt vor dem renommierten Fruchtbarkeitsspezialisten. Dieser beginnt, die beiden von allen Seiten zu inspizieren. Nach ein paar Minuten ruft er: „Stopp!“ Er zieht sich in sein Büro zurück und schreibt ein Rezept.

Erleichtert kehren die beiden nach Deutschland zurück. Dort läuft der Mann sofort in die nächste Apotheke und fragt nach dem Medikament „Trytheotherol“. „Wie bitte?“, sagt die Apothekerin. „Na Trytheotherol, wie es auf dem Rezept steht.“

„Zeigen Sie mal her“, sagt die Apothekerin. „Ach, ich sehe schon. Sie haben das falsch gelesen. Hier steht: 'Try the other hole'.“

Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

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I'm already dead inside but I try to live.

I can get no desinfection!

And I try, and I try, and I try!

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"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

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Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

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So if you love sex you will like: ........

Dancing is like sex.

- When you first try it, you are nervous.

- But it is still the best thing you have ever tried.

- The more you do it, the better it gets every time.

- With experience, you can do it longer...

- As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques.

- After a time, you learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing.