van-Gogh-Witze

Es gab einen Leprakranken, der Maler war.

Sein Name war Vincent van Gogh und er hatte nur ein Ohr.

Fragt van Gogh Tork Poettschke: "Was ist schlimmer, als ein Krokodil mit Zahnschmerzen?"

- "Keine Ahnung!"

- "Eine Giraffe mit Halsweh."

Vincent van Gogh zu Tork Poettschke: "Welcher Monat hat 28 Tage?"

Poettschke: "Alle Monate."

Who painted the Mona Lisa? Da Vinki?

Muss ein abstraktes Bild zum Musik-Sonate von Beethoven machen in Kunst.

Und ich weiß nicht, was ich malen soll, welche Formen zum Stück passen und Farben, wie würden die Pinselstriche aussehen (also dick aufgetragen oder etwas durchsichtig oder so)? Kennt sich jemand mit abstrakter Kunst aus?

Also jeder kann helfen.

Danke im Voraus.

Lg Jule

Sorry, dass ich hier frage, ich wollte die Frage bei meine Frage.eu stellen, aber habe herausgefunden, dass man sich dafür anmelden muss, was ich nicht möchte, sorry.

Hey, ihr wisst ja schon, morgen ist Muttertag, und ich habe mir überlegt, so ein Bild mit Acrylfarben zu malen. Kennt ihr diese Bilder, wo viele gemalte Sachen drauf sind, also nicht nur eine Sache drauf gezeichnet ist, sondern eben halt viele unterschiedliche? Ich weiß leider nicht, was ich alles so drauf zeichnen könnte, also Rosen usw.

In eine Ecke werde ich dann so ein Gedicht schreiben (nicht selbst geschrieben). Habt ihr Ideen, was ich noch alles zeichnen könnt?

Immer in Fahrt wie Rafael Van der Vaart!

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