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Dichtwettbewerb in Australien! Im Finale stehen ein Priester und ein Schafhirte. Beide bekommen die Aufgabe, innerhalb von fünf Minuten einen Vierzeiler zu dichten, in dem das Wort „Timbuktu“ vorkommt. Nach fünf Minuten Bedenkzeit tritt der Priester ans Mikrophon und trägt seinen Vers vor:

„I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through On my way to Timbuktu.“

Donnernder Applaus. Das Publikum ist sich bereits sicher, dass der Priester gewonnen haben muss. Doch da tritt der Schafhirte vor und deklamiert:

„Me and Tim, who is my friend, We met three ladies cheap to rent, They were three and we were two, So I booked one and Tim booked two...“

In Germany we say: „Halt die Fresse” wich is a lovely way of saying: „Good morning”

Jingle Bells, Umbridge Smells, Peter ran away, Sirius died, Harry cried, Hogwarts all the way!

Jingle bells, Dudle smells Umbrige goes away. Malfoys hot, Voldis not, Hogwarts all the way. Hey !

ich bin zwar deutsch aber: Jingle Bells Umbridge smells Losers go away.... Dracos hot voldys not hogwarts all the way hey

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Was haben Spiderman und Waisenkinder gemeinsam? Sie haben beide ,,No Way Home".

The American Way of Life vor Donald J. TRUMP: "Haus, Auto, Swimmingpool"

The American Way of Life nach Donald J. TRUMP: "Bunker, Flinte, Konservendosen"

Weihnachten in Harry Potter: "Jingle Bells, Dudley smells, Umbridge goes away, Draco's hot, Voldi's not, Hogwarts all the way, hey".

Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent. I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world an I know this . But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire Future stars like Joana

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Mein Freund be Like:

Freund: "Du siehst so scheiße aus, am liebsten würde ich dich die Toilette runterspülen!"

Ich: "Guck dich mal an"

Freund: "By the way, du siehst aus wie Scheiße"

Ich: "Damit du nicht alleine bist."

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Warum wird Hitler beim Fahrrad fahren angehalten ? Falsches Handzeichen ! 😉 Bye the way : follow me on musically @habiba1303