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Fun Fact:

Sugar is the only English word in which "SU" gives a "SH" sound.

At least, I'm pretty sure about that.

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  • Melodie

    A: I have a catchy tune about this one Beatles song.

    B: Which one?

    A: I want to hold your hand.

    B: Ok. *takes it*

    A: [...]

    B: Which song did you mean?

    A: [...] Uh... Don‘t let me down.

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  • Hexe

    Englisch für ANFÄNGER: Drei Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhren an. Welche Hexe schaut welche Swatch Uhr an?

    Und nun das Ganze in englischer Sprache!

    Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?

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  • Raum

    Naruto: Sasuke, in which room can you find Uchias?

    Sasuke: I don't know.

    Naruto: In the living room.

    Sorry, dass der auf Englisch ist, aber er funktioniert nur so.

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  • Memes

    Herbst

    UK: We call this Season autumn, which is named after the latin word "autumnus" which means "harvest season".

    USA: We call this season fall, because leaves fall down!

    Haus

    In einer Schule in England fragt der Lehrer: "Which is the warmest side of the house?" Charly: "The inside, Sir!"

    Kashoot

    Meintest du: "Kashoot" is used almost exclusively in the phrase "in Kashoots," which means "in an alliance or partnership." In most contexts, it describes the conspiring activity of people up to no good.

    Phrase

    „Cahoot“ wird fast ausschließlich in der Phrase „in cahoots“ verwendet, was „in einer Allianz oder Partnerschaft“ bedeutet. In den meisten Kontexten beschreibt es die konspirative Tätigkeit von Leuten, die nichts Gutes im Sinn haben.

    Schwimmbad

    "Heute gehe ich mit Freunden ins Schwimmbad."

    "Wer?"

    "Meine Freunde und ich."

    "Nein, wer hat gefragt?"

    Man kennt und hasst es.

    Memes

    Community

    Umfrage

    Hello? This is Toriel. For no reason in particular... Which do you prefer? Cinnamon or butterscotch?

    Hey guys sorry for typing in English , I would like to ask ANY of the moderators AND MATT on why a random account from https://worstjokesever.com/@laila%F0%9F%90%A2 is asking for All of the WJE account passwords for a "project " which I don't believe is true.