Amactis man amactus yoyo amactus turn down and clap amactus, can we feel u forever amactus yoyo amacuts my sun yo and we dance and we shout amactus, shout it loud amactus, i can go out with amactus, my crazy amactus, my sexy amactus, hurray push it amactus, sexy sexy amactus, love-ey love-ey!
A little Weihnachtsgedicht When the snow falls wunderbar, and the children happy are. When the Glatteis on the street, and we all a Glühwein need. Then you know, es ist soweit. she is here, the Weihnachtszeit.
Every Parkhaus is besetzt, weil die people fahren jetzt. All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt, kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt. Shopping hirnverbrannte things, and the Christmasglocke rings. Mother in the kitchen bakes, Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks. Daddy in the Nebenraum, schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum. He is hanging off the balls, then he from the Leiter falls.
Finaly the Kinderlein, to the Zimmer kommen rein. And it sings the family schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!" And then jeder in the house, is packing the Geschenke aus. Mama finds unter the Tanne, eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne. Papa gets a Schlips and Socken, everybody does frohlocken. President speaks in TV, all around is Harmonie. Bis mother in the kitchen runs, im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans. And so comes die Feuerwehr, with Tatü, tata daher. And they bring a long, long Schlauch, and a long, long Leiter auch. And they schrei - "Wasser marsch!", Christmas now is in the Eimer.
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits!
Dad 1: "The kids are with the Priest!"
Dad 2: "Oh shit, should we call the Police or buy some condoms?"
Deine Mutter ist so fett, da haut ja schon der Wither Storm ab!
Shut the fuck up with your racist jokes!
"I wanna dance with somebody! I wanna feel the heat with somebody!"
Öhö, öhö, Whitney Houston.
Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and he says: "Can you make me one with everything?"
