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Cool oder?
Catch Me If You Can - Fuck Me If You Can.
How are you doing?
If you make a great joke, I will pay for it!
Friend: I think you should stop watching Harry Potter.
Me: Are you Sirius? What is wrong with you?
Heute ist Fischertag im bayrischen Schliersee. Als einer der Tierschützer die Angler begegnete, sagte er: "Das ist Tierquälerei!"
Alle Angler ignorierten ihn stumm, nur der Chef schmunzelte. Er meinte, der Tierschützer habe keine Ahnung über Fische.
Plötzlich schreit und flucht der Tierschützer möglichst laut: "F*** you! Das ist Tierquälerei, weil Fische auch Gefühle haben!" Alle Angler sagen "Auch Pflanzen hobn Gefiehle, aba ned Viecha" und lachen stundenlang.
You have been challenged.
Write your Nickname here. Ok, Go!
You`re in.
1. You have been challenged. 2. Write your Nickname here. Ok, Go! 3. You're in. 4. Question 1 of 22 answer streak correct Question 2 of 22 multiple choice correct Question 3 of 22 You lost. We believe in you! Question 4 of 22 Write the answer here correct Question 5 of 22 answer streak You lost We believe in you! .... .... .... You have completed this challenge! See podium Drum roll... The results of this challenge are in See Podium.
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Sam, are you here?
What door can't you open?
The Dumbeldor.
Dumbledore und Snape.
Snape: "Voldemort ist dort, ich weiß es..." Dumbledore: "Bist du Sirius?" Snape: "Nein, ich bin Snape!"
Did you know what's "Toohak"?
Was steht auf dem Grabstein eines Freaks: "You can do all yet, but you can't kahooting in heaven!"
Was steht auf dem Grabstein eines Gamers? "You lost! Game over!"
"Everything, what you remember is NOT real."
Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.
Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten
Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
BBB said: "You're the only person in this conference."
When I was on BBB: The website said: "You ́re the only person in this conference."