You-Witze

Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.

No matter how kind you are, German children will always be kinder.

Deine Mutter bestellt sich immer zweimal All-you-can-eat.

Deine Mutter sieht sich bei "All you can eat" die Menükarte an und sagt zum Kellner: "OK!"

Ein SQL-Query kommt in eine Bar, geht zu zwei Tischen und fragt: "Kann ich mich zu euch joinen?"

Do you see sharp? (C#)