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Die größten Hobbys deiner Mudda: Das ABC rückwärts aufzählen und im Restaurant das All-You-Can-Eat-Menü ein zweites Mal bestellen!

Deine Mudda ist neuerdings Fitnesstrainer. Sie schickt ihre Kunden aufs Laufband, stellt sich ans andere Ende und schreit: "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!"

We wish you a Merry Christmas.

- Dein Wish.

Hagrid: „You are a wizard, Harry!“

Harry: „You are a hairy wizard!“

You guys probably can't read this, so I'm gonna write some bullcrap on here and uh good luck. 😁

Cocoa headline life, ask DJ, okay? Do you like chicky nuggies dipped in greek yoghurt with dirt? I do and it tastes amazing! 😂

Ein Screenshot aus einem Videospiel zeigt Spider-Man. Über seinem Kopf steht der Text: "POV: you drank a red bull".

Everything you read here: Fake News.

Learning English.

Du siehst scheiße aus.

You look like shit.

When I was on BBB: The website said: "You ́re the only person in this conference."

Was steht auf dem Grabstein eines Freaks: "You can do all yet, but you can't kahooting in heaven!"

╔══╗╔╗ ♡ ♡ ♡ ╚╗╔╝║║╔═╦╦╦╔╗ ╔╝╚╗║╚╣║║║║╔╣ ╚══╝╚═╩═╩═╩═╝ ஜ۞ஜ YOU ஜ۞ஜ

I LOVE YOU.

Cool oder?

Lukas, do you agree?

Let's talk about the percentages. Many things to determine. Let's make a Baby and let's buy a minivan. Confirm?

I love you not, du bist Schrott!

Das war ein Scherz, du bist mein Herz!

Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten

Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.