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C++ method parameters be like & if you GET the REFERENCE...

Wie nennt man ein chinesisches All-You-Can-Eat Buffet?

Tierheim! (Habe nichts gegen Chinesen.)

Sagt ein Elefant: "Are you all alright?"

Der Zoo sagt: "Yessssssss!"

Der Elefant: "No, you are all left!"

Was sagte Donald Trump zum Klimawandel? "You are fake news!"

Deine Mudda bestellt zweimal "All you can eat".

Lukas, do you agree?

Let's talk about the percentages. Many things to determine. Let's make a Baby and let's buy a minivan. Confirm?

Roses are red, violets are gray, I say this to you because you are gay.

I💙you Luca.

Bisch mi beschte Kolleg.

Werde di vermisse, wenn du i de Busch bisch.😭😖

In the 1960s, a man living in the Soviet Union walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "Beer used to be 50 kopecks, but we had to add another 50 kopecks to pay for the Communist Party’s five-year economic plan. So it’s one ruble now. Everybody must pay for the plan."

The man thinks for a moment and says, "Alright, I’ll have one beer, please."

He puts down a ruble on the counter. The bartender takes the ruble and gives back 50 kopecks.

The man says with a confused smile, "I thought you said everybody pays for the economic plan."

The bartender replies, "Yes, comrade — but the problem is, we have no beer."

Ein englischer Witz: Witch fish is faster? A Hot fish or a cold one? A Hot fish because YOU can catch a cold! 🤣

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Amerikaner: "Hey you, why the hell you wear a mask here in Death Valley??? Are you a #Kartoffelvirus? harharhar..."

Deutscher:

Now I sing a Song four you, four you, and four dubble you!

Original: Do you wanna have a bad time? Witz: Do you wanna have a bed time?

....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like: ........

Roses are red, You are my ex, You want me back, Well... Thank you, next!

Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and he says: "Can you make me one with everything?"

Hits, die man in der Virus-Krise nie vergisst:

- Howard Carpendale - "Dann geh doch!"

- Roy Black - "Ganz in Schweiß"

- Julio Iglesias - "Wenn eine Hand durchs Gesicht fährt"

- Michael Holm - "Viren lügen nicht"

- The Beatles - "She (Corona) Loves You"

- Kurt Weill - "Niess in den Ellenbogen, Johnny"

- Rex Gildo - "Fiesta Corona"

- Roland Kaiser - "Ich glaub, es geht schon wieder los!"

- Neil Diamond - "Sweet Corona Line"

An SQL-Query enters a bar, approaches two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"

Doesn't matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder.