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Deine Mudda ist neuerdings Fitnesstrainer. Sie schickt ihre Kunden aufs Laufband, stellt sich ans andere Ende und schreit: "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!"

Die größten Hobbys deiner Mudda: Das ABC rückwärts aufzählen und im Restaurant das All-You-Can-Eat-Menü ein zweites Mal bestellen!

Trump hat im Satz "Fuck you all" das "ck" überlesen.

Seitdem ist er regelmäßig im Puff.

Hagrid: „You are a wizard, Harry!“

Harry: „You are a hairy wizard!“

Chuck Norris schafft 2 "All you can eat"-Menüs.

Deine Mutter schafft 20 "All you can eat"-Menüs!!!

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Ein Screenshot eines Chatverlaufs mit drei Nachrichten. Die erste Nachricht fragt: "Hi Babe, was machst du?". Die zweite Antwortet: "Nichts viel, bin echt müde. Gehe jetzt schlafen, Babe. Und du?". Die dritte Nachricht lautet: "Im Club, stehe hinter dir."

We wish you a Merry Christmas.

- Dein Wish.

I love you not, du bist Schrott!

Das war ein Scherz, du bist mein Herz!

╔══╗╔╗ ♡ ♡ ♡ ╚╗╔╝║║╔═╦╦╦╔╗ ╔╝╚╗║╚╣║║║║╔╣ ╚══╝╚═╩═╩═╩═╝ ஜ۞ஜ YOU ஜ۞ஜ

I LOVE YOU.

Cool oder?

You guys probably can't read this, so I'm gonna write some bullcrap on here and uh good luck. 😁

Cocoa headline life, ask DJ, okay? Do you like chicky nuggies dipped in greek yoghurt with dirt? I do and it tastes amazing! 😂

Was steht auf dem Grabstein eines Freaks: "You can do all yet, but you can't kahooting in heaven!"

When I was on BBB: The website said: "You ́re the only person in this conference."

Learning English.

Du siehst scheiße aus.

You look like shit.

Everything you read here: Fake News.

Lukas, do you agree?

Let's talk about the percentages. Many things to determine. Let's make a Baby and let's buy a minivan. Confirm?

Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten

Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.