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Freak

    • Was steht auf dem Grabstein eines Freaks: "You can do all yet, but you can't kahooting in heaven!"

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    Baby

    • Lukas, do you agree?

    Let's talk about the percentages. Many things to determine. Let's make a Baby and let's buy a minivan. Confirm?

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    • Ruhe

    • Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

    Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten

    Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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    Brain

    • Did you realize that the brain named itself, and maybe it wanted to call itself Brian, but that is a spelling mistake that never got corrected?

    WE ALL HAVE A LITTLE BRIAN IN US!!!!!!

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    • Hölle

    • It's a beautiful day outside.

    Flowers are blooming.

    Birds are singing.

    On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.

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    Chuck Norris

    • Chuck Norris ist einmal vor Jahren in ein All-you-can-eat-Restaurant gegangen. Heute isst er immer noch dort.

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    • Kondom

    • Wie heißt der kleinste Dom der Welt? Das ist der Kondom, da kann nur einer drin stehen und die Glocken hängen sogar draußen.

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    Lüge

    • A reporter asks Trump during a press conference: "Lies and alternative facts are the same, isn't it?"

    Trump: "I tell you no lies, you must see the alternative fucks."

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