Wie heißt der kleinste Dom der Welt? Das ist der Kondom, da kann nur einer drin stehen und die Glocken hängen sogar draußen.
Did you realize that the brain named itself, and maybe it wanted to call itself Brian, but that is a spelling mistake that never got corrected?
WE ALL HAVE A LITTLE BRIAN IN US!!!!!!
Original: Do you wanna have a bad time? Witz: Do you wanna have a bed time?
Chuck Norris ist einmal vor Jahren in ein All-you-can-eat-Restaurant gegangen. Heute isst er immer noch dort.
It's a beautiful day outside.
Flowers are blooming.
Birds are singing.
On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.
Happy Birthday to you. Marmelade in der Hose. Aprikose im Schuh!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Mr. Präsident, die Welt braucht keine Schnullerpolitik.
You are fired!
My girlfriend said; "take the condom off." - "Why?" - "Because yolo" - "What does that mean?" I asked. - "You only live once" - "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo." - "What's that mean?" - "You're on your own."
"I am a Huhnyte." - "What do you mean?" - "One Huhnit." - "Oh."
Are you feeling it now yan dev? Are you feeling it now yan dev? Are you feeling it now yan dev?
Deine Mudda bestellt zweimal all you can eat.
No matter if you lost, Anne Hathaway (Leider geht der auf Deutsch nicht)
If you make a great joke, I will pay for it!
An umbrella and an apple are in the kitchen, eating their lunch box.
Then ask the umbrella: "Let us football play. You are the football."
The moment when you joined the conference and nobody is online.
A reporter asks Trump during a press conference: "Lies and alternative facts are the same, isn't it?"
Trump: "I tell you no lies, you must see the alternative fucks."
"You can say you to me"
Wir haben einen Teich und ich habe gerade das Fenster zugemacht, weil so viele Muecken kamen !!! SCHERTZ
Love you
Like this or you will get rick rolled.
Donald Trump geht zu Angela Merkel und sagt i love you aber Angela Merkel sagt kannst du Deutsch sprechen wenn ich nur zur Schule gegangen wehre.
