You-Witze
"Everything, what you remember is NOT real."
Mr. Präsident, die Welt braucht keine Schnullerpolitik.
You are fired!
Laut lesen! Agatha Pauer
... or i will attack and you dont want that.
Do you know Candice?
CANDICE NUTS FIT INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Chuck Norris ist einmal vor Jahren in ein All-you-can-eat-Restaurant gegangen. Heute isst er immer noch dort.
Memes
Original: Do you wanna have a bad time? Witz: Do you wanna have a bed time?
Wie heißt der kleinste Dom der Welt? Das ist der Kondom, da kann nur einer drin stehen und die Glocken hängen sogar draußen.
It's a beautiful day outside.
Flowers are blooming.
Birds are singing.
On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.
I you sie bekalos?
Did you realize that the brain named itself, and maybe it wanted to call itself Brian, but that is a spelling mistake that never got corrected?
WE ALL HAVE A LITTLE BRIAN IN US!!!!!!
Der Spruch des Jahres 2022
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Fuck You!
Happy Birthday to you. Marmelade in der Hose. Aprikose im Schuh!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
A reporter asks Trump during a press conference: "Lies and alternative facts are the same, isn't it?"
Trump: "I tell you no lies, you must see the alternative fucks."
My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."
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"Why?"
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"Because yolo"
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"What does that mean?" I asked.
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"You only live once"
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"Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."
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"What's that mean?"
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"You're on your own."
Deine Mudder bestellt sich oft gleich zweimal das All-You-Can-Eat Menü!
"I am a Huhnyte."
"What do you mean?"
"One Huhnit."
"Oh!"
Are you feeling it now, Yan Dev?
Are you feeling it now, Yan Dev?
Are you feeling it now, Yan Dev?
Did you just assume my gender?
Deine Mudda bestellt zweimal "All you can eat".
No matter if you lost, Anne Hathaway. (Leider geht der auf Deutsch nicht.)