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German speakingwords in english #2: (deutsche Sprichwörter auf englisch #2:)
You can me crosswise. (Du kannst mich kreuzweise.)
Who digs anotherone a hole, will fall himself in. (Wer anderen eine Grube gräbt, fällt selbst hinein.)
You softegg. (Du Weichei.)
Life is no sugarlicking. (Das Leben ist kein Zuckerschlecken.)
Nothing for ungood. (Nichts für ungut.)
Don‘t play the offended liversausage. (Spiel nicht die beleidigte Leberwurst.)
You go me on the cookie. (Du gehst mir auf den Keks.)
Do you want to sell me for stupid? (Willst du mich für dumm verkaufen?)
Go where the pepper grows. (Geh wohin der Pfeffer wächst.)
I shame me in ground and floor. (Ich schäme mich in Grund und Boden.)
Don’t go me on the nerves. (Geh mir nicht auf die Nerven.)
That makes me so quickly nobody after. (Das macht mir so schnell keiner nach.)
You go me on the alarmclock. (Du gehst mir auf den Wecker.)
A link to the first piece is in the comments. (Ein Link zum ersten Teil ist in den Kommentaren.)
Deine Mutter ist so fett, dass jeder vor ihr flieht. Sie hat sogar eine Zeitbegrenzung bei "All you can eat".
Laut lesen! Agatha Pauer
... or i will attack and you dont want that.
"Fuck tha Police, I hate you, I will shit on you."
Hello, my name is Manuel! Thanks for you love!
You know the desert? It sucks there! Because there are no trees!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle one for you. 😂
Reporter: "Mr. President, how did you solve the Corona crisis, so quickly?"
Trump: "Classic, with hand grenades, as always."
Everything you read here: Fake News.
Wir haben einen Teich und ich habe gerade das Fenster zugemacht, weil so viele Mücken kamen! Scherz!
Love you
Bro, what do you call a lesbian on fire?
What?
LGBBQ.
Coronavirus
Wir brauchen keinen "Mittelfinger".
Wir können "Fuck You" auch in die letzten Ecken der Welt versenden.
Neues Chinesisches Sprichwort.
"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.
The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".
Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍
Did you know what's "Toohak"?
Your mother is so cool she even makes you food in Minecraft.
Was steht auf dem Grabstein von Iron-Man? "Alle Steine zu mir."
"I love you 3000."
Geht ein Ire nach England und legt sich auf die Straße.
Da bremst das Auto und faucht: "Come you here to die?"
Sagt der Ire: "No, I come here yesterday."
JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.
Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.
Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.
Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!
Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!
Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!
Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!
Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!
Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!
Refrain
Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!
You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!
yo bro, you are a Klou!
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
- Dein Wish.