In Germany we don't say "Bye, I have to go now!" No, we klatschen se hands on se Oberschenkel and say "So!"
And I think that's beautiful.
Was sagt ein Telepath zum anderen? „“
Kein Wi-Fi im World Trade Center. Verbunden mit American Airlines Wi-Fi. 💀
#Ich hasse diese Leute, die bei Hashtags Leerzeichen verwenden.
Hab gerade in unserer riesigen Whatsapp-Gruppe Markus zum Geburtstag gratuliert.
Alle tun das jetzt auch...
Problem: Es gibt keinen Markus in der Gruppe 😂
Treffen sich zwei Fische im Wasser. Sagt der eine Fisch: "Hi." Fragt der andere: "Wo?"
Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule america without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing an pisses. The "mind-read-loo" autamtically twitters: "I piss on China". Trump is exited and farts: the "mind-read-loo" sends automatcally e-mails to built a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer generated voice says: "Mr. President. You entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Tank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.
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There are certain people on this website who spread viruses. The people call themselves Tim, Christina, Hunton, Brow2.0, Kiddy, ...
Please be careful and do not chat/write with these people, as they then have access to your devices and can manipulate everything.
