Country-Witze

Two Italian men get on a bus...

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sexa?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Warum dürfen keine Kurden Kinder Country essen? Weil sie kein Country haben.

Warum können kurdische Kinder kein Kinder Country essen? Weil sie kein Land haben!

Was haben Kurdistan und Afrika gemeinsam? Beide sind keine Länder!

In Kurdistan kannst du landen. Erbil, Hauptstadt der Region Kurdistan, Irak.

When you see America cow, ha ha, ah!

Doctor: "Donald Trump, you have demetia..."

Trump: "You mean dementia... the country in africa?"

Kommt ein Aramäer zu Sebastian.

Aramäer: Heu, ich bin's Petrus von....

Sebastian: Ähm, tschuldige, von wo nochmal? Habs akustisch nicht verstanden.

Aramäer: Ähm, ich weiß gar nicht, hehe, bin n' Dummi.

Sebastian: Tell me something where you come from?

Oh soryy you can't answer these questions, because you're dummi without a country. For sure I think your own house is your boat on the see.

Warum ist Kevin stolz auf seine gesunde Ernährung, wenn er Kinder Country isst?

Weil darauf Getreidehalme abgebildet sind!