Döner-Witze - Seite 4 - Schlechte Witze

Ich habe gestern meinen Besen verkauft.

– I don’t kehr.

Wie erkennt man Nazis? Sie essen heimlich Döner!

Alle Kinder wollen einen zweiten Döner ausser Fredy Mercury.

Wie nennt man döner ohne Fleisch? Antwort: döner ohne Fleisch 😂

They don't know that we know they know we know!

Ich zu Cleverbot: Do u know amactus.

Cleverbot zu mir: No I don't sorry.

Me: Thanks for watching the kids
Mom. Please don't feed them sugar.
Grandma: I won't!
[4 seconds after I leave]
THE DAD

#gegenapple

Don't fart in an Apple Store
Because they dont have
Windows

„Mama ich will ein Ballon!“ „I don't know, I don't understand what you're saying“

Anna:Ich liebe dönner! Ich: Ich hasse döner

Ich weiss nicht, ob ich hier was zu essen bestellen würde, sonst…

IZMIR ÜBEL
DONER+DÜRÜM KEBAP
Gy
Italienisc
Herren M
kunst

Me: *wakes up*
Me: Please don't be 7am please
don't be 7am please don't be 7am
Clock: *3am*
Me:
boredpanda.com

Wenn Olaf sagt es ist Scholzin Zeit sagt,dreht die Regierung mal wieder am Köftespieß

Niemals besoffen fliegen!

HOW
DON'T
DRINK
AND FLY
15

Canadian kids
wearing shorts
when it's 10 °C out
Australian kids
wearing jackets
when it's 30 C° out
American kids not understanding the
meme because.they don't know what C° is
boredpanda.com

22/24

Pool
Ad
Me who tapped on the
"Don't show this ad
anymore" option
The same ad
5 seconds later

When the French teacher is talking to you
in fluent French and you don't have a clue
what the fuck is going on
Oui

Santa tell me, if you really care! Don ́t make me hope again this year, that corona will be here, 2021, next year!

*use your own words, don't just copy from
the textbook"
book: he died in 1987
me: 1987 was when he died.

When you miss a call by a few
milliseconds and call back immediately
but they don't answer
Korea iFunny
i am confusion
5.7

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