Englisch für fortgeschrittene: English for runaways
Do you want to lunch with us? Wollen sie uns lünchen?
I’m hungry. Ich bin Ungar.
I’m thirsty. Ich bin Donnerstag.
Here is a letter for you. Hier ist eine Leiter für euch.
Lorenz furzt ins badewasser und schreit O2 Clan do
Fritzchens Lehrerin sagt: Ich bin schwanger.
Die ganze Klasse applaudiert außer Fritzchen der ruft: I now what you do last Summer!
Lehrerin:😬😱
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In the school english lesson... Teacher : ,,What is your favourite qoute ?" Student answers : ,,My favourite qoute is "You can do anything.Just get up and do it." again John : ,, Well then see you tomorrow,I'm going home now !" Ps: I would like to do that sometime...😂
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"You can do anything.Just get up and do it."
Ein ziemlich beleibter Herr kommt in Wien in ein Restaurant. Da meint ein Gast: "Jöö, bist a Mensch oder a Fass?" Darauf der Herr: "Woast, do riachst amoi am Spundloch, nocha woastes!"
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do you want to be my friend ?
Terroristen:LOL UwU what should we do? Allah:MAKE U AKBAR
Jesc 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers Melani Garcia: I ́ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i ́m excited everyday.
Erin Mai: And i love every feeling, that life brings cause im living so free, yeah. I feel free.
Liza Misnikova: When Im dreaming yeah please dont ever wake me, because im living from the love given to me!
Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!
Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need sombody, i got you. Maybe im young, but i know what to do!
Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!
Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!
Anna Kearney:Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!
Refrain
Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there ́s honestly no secret. Trust me,yeah!,you see!
You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment Thanks!
Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing youve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time youll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex you will like writing jokes
Dieser Moment, wenn das Update aufgrund eines Problems nicht ausgeführt werden kann und die Windows-Problembehandlung aufgrund eines Fehlers nicht gestartet werden kann. Ich habe im Internet recherchiert: Man soll updaten...
....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing youve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time youll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex you will like: ........
Do you see sharp? (C#)
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I am young, but i know what to do. Time is running out to play Kashoot...
