Why don‘t ants get sick? Because they have little anty bodies
Ein Kind kommt nicht mehr mit in der Schule. Er get in ein Laden und fragt nach einem Kugelschreiber. Der Bediener sagt :wir haben keinen Kugelschreiber. Aber wir haben einen Bleistift für nur 1 Fr. Das Kind:Ok den nehme ich.
My girlfriend said; "take the condom off." - "Why?" - "Because yolo" - "What does that mean?" I asked. - "You only live once" - "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo." - "What's that mean?" - "You're on your own."
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A Reflection from far away.
GET DOWN, MR. PRESIDENT.
Wer hat Angst vor'm Coronavirus? Niemand! Und wenn er kommt? Dann bleiben wir zu Haus! Und hast du Corona komm lieber nicht SO nah! Rolling Stones: "I can't get no desinfection!"
Like this or you will get rick rolled.
deine mudda kackt ins bett und singt let's get dirty
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Bill Gates passes the latest prototype of the "mind-reading-loo" to Donald J. Trump, so he can rule USA 24 hours a day from his new throne. The "mind-reading-loo" is part of the internet of things and connected to all electronics worldwide. Trump checks the new toy. He pisses and the "mind-reading-loo" twitters: "China gets pissed first!". Trump let go a fart and the "mind-reading-loo" twitters: "Forget climate change, enviromental pollution and shut down the "U.S. Environmental Protection Agency". Trump shits and a computer generatetd voice announces: "Thank you Mr. pesident, for doing the biggest bullshit ever! All missiles were launched successfully." The toilet flushes automatically and twitters: "The swamp in Washington is now drained."
FC Bayern
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Harry Kane was the best Toiletten Man of Autoraststätte München.
Every Body comes to visit him rush
and many Money gets in Harrys Cash.
Ready, get set Kashoot!
Wenn ihr den Spruch gut findet, bitte ein Dislike. Versucht mal den Spruch zu Googeln. Wer bei Google den Spruch gesehen hat, bitte ein Dislike!
One, two, three Turn it up Big wheels keep on turnin' Carry me home to see my kin Singin' songs about the south-land I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down Well, I hope Neil Young will remember A southern man don't need him around anyhow Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo) Now we all did what we could do Now Watergate does not bother me Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you Here I come, Alabama Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do) Lord, they get me off so much They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer
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