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In der Englischstunde... Lehrer: "What is your favourite quote?" Schüler antwortet: "My favourite quote is "You can do anything. Just get up and do it."" John: "Well then see you tomorrow, I'm going home now!"
Ps: Ich würde das auch gerne mal machen...😂
Sup guys, can we get some Primes! Eyyyyyyy!
Martin, Martin, get in, get in, and I'll give you my pin.
Why don‘t ants get sick? Because they have little anty bodies!
"You can do anything. Just get up and do it!"
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Voldemort: "Someone tell me a joke."
Harry: "The Deathly Hallows."
Voldemort: "I don't get it."
Harry: "Exactly."
Like this, or you will get Rick Rolled!
Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.
I can get no desinfection!
And I try, and I try, and I try!
FC Bayern
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Harry Kane was the best Toiletten Mann of Autoraststätte München.
Every Body comes to visit him rush
and many Money gets in Harrys Cash.
Jana an Weihnachten: "Last Christmas, I gave you annoyed." "And the very next day, I was banned." "This year, I'm making an account." "And then get banned again."
Was macht Steve, um sich fit zu halten? Er läuft einmal um den Block.
I am the one don't weight a ton to get respect up on the street... Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda BRAAAAA
Reporter: "Mr. President, is it true that a terminator does not get a corona virus?"
Trump: "Yes, we have already ordered 330 million."
Englisch für Anfänger:
Ich werde fuchsteufelswild. = I get foxdevilswild.
I have a joke on timetravel, but you guys didn‘t like it, so I wanted to post a joke on dark matter, but you won‘t be able to see it. Unfortunately, my joke on black hole really sucks. I‘d also have a joke on quantum physics, but you wouldn‘t get it. So finally, I could offer a joke on Edison, but it is copied.
Why don't axolotls ever get tired?
Because they have an axo-lot-l of energy!
Wood fired Pizza!
How is Pizza gonna get a Job now?
Two Italian men get on a bus...
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
How does the Lemur get to work?
He takes his madagas-car. 😅