Lif-Witze

Pimmelberger for life!

Steve steigt in einen Zug (Real Life).

Er sieht ein Reifen.

Drei Sekunden später steht im Chat:

"Steve hat ein Kollaps bekommen, weil er ein rundes Rad gesehen hat." Währenddessen bei Notch: Er fehlt ihm.

Deine Mutter steigt in eine Mülltonne und singt "It's my life!"

Rosen sind rot, der Lörres ist steif, ich butter die Bitches, was für'n Life!

Paluten, freedom is a great place to work.

For you and your family is very important to us, and we are so happy for you. P and P for the love of your life, for your family and friends and your family is very important in your life and your family.

Was singt ein Affe im Regenwald?

"I see l life as a swinging vine and swing myself across the line!"

They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.

It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.

Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!

They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!

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