Wie nennt man einen Dieb auf Japanisch? "Long fing".

Wie nennt man einen Polizisten auf Japanisch? "Long fing fang".

A little Weihnachtsgedicht When the snow falls wunderbar, and the children happy are. When the Glatteis on the street, and we all a Glühwein need. Then you know, es ist soweit. she is here, the Weihnachtszeit.

Every Parkhaus is besetzt, weil die people fahren jetzt. All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt, kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt. Shopping hirnverbrannte things, and the Christmasglocke rings.Mother in the kitchen bakes, Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks. Daddy in the Nebenraum, schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum. He is hanging off the balls, then he from the Leiter falls.

Finaly the Kinderlein, to the Zimmer kommen rein. And it sings the family schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!" And then jeder in the house, is packing the Geschenke aus.Mama finds unter the Tanne, eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne. Papa gets a Schlips and Socken, everybody does frohlocken. President speaks in TV, all around is Harmonie. Bis mother in the kitchen runs, im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans. And so comes die Feuerwehr, with Tatü, tata daher. And they bring a long, long Schlauch, and a long, long Leiter auch. And they schrei - "Wasser marsch!", Christmas now is in the Eimer.

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits!

🚨 Lewandowski to FC Barcelona confirmed!!!

After long negotiations Barcelona have agreed on terms.

Contract 5 years with 500.000£ per day

Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent. I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world an I know this . But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire Future stars like Joana

Dancing is like sex

-When you first try it you are nervous.

- But it is still the best thing you have ever tried.

-The more you do it the better it gets every time.

-With experience you can do it longer...

-As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques.

-After a time you learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing