Schlechte Witze
Chuck Norris gewinnt eine Fortnite-Runde, bevor sie gestartet wurde.
Geht ein Asiate aufs Klo.
Warum spielen alle Fortnite?
Weil deine Mutter geboren wurde!
Ein Porsche-Fahrer fährt mit ca. 250 km/h auf der Autobahn, obwohl die Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung bei 100 km/h liegt. Er wird von einem Streifenwagen verfolgt. Nach einer halben Stunde wilder Verfolgungsjagd stoppt er endlich. Der Polizeiobermeister sagt: "OK, wenn Sie mir eine Ausrede liefern, die ich noch nie gehört habe, kommen Sie diesmal so davon." Daraufhin der Porsche-Fahrer: "Also, meine Frau ist letzte Woche mit einem Polizisten durchgebrannt. Als ich Sie im Rückspiegel sah, dachte ich, Sie wollten sie mir wieder bringen...."
Meine Worte sind kohärent, aber die von Xaver sind Unsinn.
Chuck Norris klaut Polen die Autos!
Sagt eine Brezel zur anderen: "Ich sehe nicht mehr so gut aus wie damals. Was soll ich jetzt machen?"
Die andere: "Dann geh dich mal aufbrezeln!"
Egal wie albern du bist, er ist Albaner!
Ich bekam einen Anruf von der Dönerbude. Sie sagten, deine Mutter dreht sich nicht mehr! 😂
Deine Mutter ist so fett, wenn sie im Meer Luft holt, denkt man, ein Wal springt aus dem Wasser, um Luft zu nehmen.
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen dir und einer Raupe? Aus der Raupe wird mal was.
Egal, ob du nur vermieten willst, Ursula will es von der Leyen!
Hausaufgaben
Die Kinder sollen als Hausaufgabe einen Vogel malen. Heinz hat das recht ordentlich hingekriegt, nur ist sein Bild nicht ganz vollständig geworden.
Fragt die Lehrerin: "Sag mal Heinz, dein Vogel hat ja weder Beine noch Schwanz! Warum jenes?"
Da fängt der Kleine an zu heulen: "Als ich meine Mama fragte, wo man bei Vögeln die Beine hinmacht, hat sie mir eine geknallt. Da wollte ich nach dem Schwanz gar nicht erst fragen..."
Sagt die eine Eintagsfliege zur anderen:
„Was hast du morgen vor?“
Will eine Taube über die Gleise, kommt auf einmal der Zug und "BAMMM!"
Deine Mutter ist noch dümmer als Iglo Backfisch!
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Als Fortnite deine Mutter sah, wurde Rette die Welt erfunden.
Sagt der Vater zu Fritzchen: "Der Storch bringt dir bald ein Geschwisterchen." Darauf Fritzchen: "Mensch Papa, da draußen laufen so viele geile Weiber rum und du f*ckst ausgerechnet den Storch!"
Wieso fahren Menschen in Pokémon keine Autos? Wegen dem CO2-Ausstoß!