Thanks for the delay in getting the best of the day before and I am not sure if it
Deine Mudda ist so fett, wenn sie vor dem Fernseher her läuft verpasst du alle Folgen Game of Thrones
Mhytos of Funghi
Chuck Norris spielt Book of Rar und bekommt auf 2 € Dreh, 5 Chuck Norris
What is the escalation of "dumb blond"? TRUMP blond
Deine muddah ist der endgegner von the legend of zelda
Ich bin eben auf dem Walk of Fame in einen Kuhfladen getreten.
Das war kein Kuhfladen, das war der Stern von Donald Trump, in Scheiße gemeißelt.
Chuck Norris fing bei Clash of Clans mit Rathaus lvl.11 an.
System of a down
Warum spielt Donald Trump kein Clash of Clans? Dort gibt es zu viele Mauerbrecher. ;)
Deine Mutter spielt Rock of Ages in real life
The American Way of Life vor Donald J. TRUMP: "Haus, Auto, Swimmingpool"
The American Way of Life nach Donald J. TRUMP: "Bunker, Flinte, Konservendosen"
Bill Gates passes the latest prototype of the "mind-reading-loo" to Donald J. Trump, so he can rule USA 24 hours a day from his new throne. The "mind-reading-loo" is part of the internet of things and connected to all electronics worldwide. Trump checks the new toy. He pisses and the "mind-reading-loo" twitters: "China gets pissed first!". Trump let go a fart and the "mind-reading-loo" twitters: "Forget climate change, enviromental pollution and shut down the "U.S. Environmental Protection Agency". Trump shits and a computer generatetd voice announces: "Thank you Mr. pesident, for doing the biggest bullshit ever! All missiles were launched successfully." The toilet flushes automatically and twitters: "The swamp in Washington is now drained."
Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule america without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing an pisses. The "mind-read-loo" autamtically twitters: "I piss on China". Trump is exited and farts: the "mind-read-loo" sends automatcally e-mails to built a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer generated voice says: "Mr. President. You entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Tank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.
Trump-Witze auf Englisch
What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.
How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.
If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.
What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.
What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
Deine Mutter ist Platin in League of Legends.
Deine Mutter ist Prestige in Call of Duty.
Lemmy was the only person Chuck Norris was afraid of!
Männer freut Euch. Diese Last ist von uns genommen. Den "National Institutes of Health" (NIH) zufolge sind drei Viertel der Lesben fettleibig.
Deine Mutter ist so fett wenn sie im mehr baden geht singen alle Walle We of Family
