Chuck Norris hat ein Messer bei "Call of Duty" geworfen und damit jemanden bei "Battlefield" getötet.
Deine Mudda ist so fett, dass, wenn du vor dem Fernseher sitzt, du alle Staffeln von Game of Thrones verpasst.
Das Ende von Game of Thrones steht endlich fest: Chuck Norris besteigt den Eisernen Thron!
Thanks for the delay in getting the best of the day before and I am not sure if it.
Deine Mudda ist so fett, wenn sie vor dem Fernseher herläuft, verpasst du alle Folgen Game of Thrones.
Mhytos of Funghi
Chuck Norris spielt Book of Ra und bekommt auf 2 € Dreh, 5 Chuck Norris!
What is the escalation of "dumb blond"?
TRUMP blond.
Welche Clash of Clans Truppe hasst Trump am meisten?
Ja, den Mauernbrecher!
Deine Muddah ist der Endgegner von The Legend of Zelda!
Ich bin eben auf dem Walk of Fame in einen Kuhfladen getreten.
Das war kein Kuhfladen, das war der Stern von Donald Trump, in Scheiße gemeißelt.
Chuck Norris fing bei Clash of Clans mit Rathaus Level 11 an.
"System of a Down"
Warum spielt Donald Trump kein Clash of Clans? Dort gibt es zu viele Mauerbrecher. :)
Deine Mutter spielt Rock of Ages in real life!
The American Way of Life vor Donald J. Trump: "Haus, Auto, Swimmingpool"
The American Way of Life nach Donald J. Trump: "Bunker, Flinte, Konservendosen"
Bill Gates passes the latest prototype of the "mind-reading-loo" to Donald J. Trump, so he can rule USA 24 hours a day from his new throne. The "mind-reading-loo" is part of the internet of things and connected to all electronics worldwide. Trump checks the new toy. He pisses and the "mind-reading-loo" twitters: "China gets pissed first!". Trump let go a fart and the "mind-reading-loo" twitters: "Forget climate change, enviromental pollution and shut down the "U.S. Environmental Protection Agency". Trump shits and a computer generatetd voice announces: "Thank you Mr. pesident, for doing the biggest bullshit ever! All missiles were launched successfully." The toilet flushes automatically and twitters: "The swamp in Washington is now drained."
Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.
What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.
How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.
If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.
What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.
What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
Deine Mutter ist Platin in League of Legends.
