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Ameise

    • What do ants and British people have in common?

    1. They like to queue.

    2. They like crumbly stuff.

    3. They have a weird kind of relationship to their queen.

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    • Nobelpreis

    • A brand new piece of information from the Longwave Transmitter Motala (189 Khz), Sweden: "Greta Thunberg will receive the next "Nobel Prize in Physics" in 2023! The reason why is, she found a dimmer against the solar wind on her sailing trip on a lonely island! Now the earth is forever protected from overheating!"

    Uwe Schmidt, Neubrandenburg

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    • Of-Memes

    Sonne

    • Sun: The sun is the ball of fire in the sky that the earth goes round. It gives us light and heat.

    Ich weiß, dass das kein Witz ist, aber cool!

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    • Klassenfoto

    • Die Best of "Deine Mutter" Witze.

    Deine Mutter ist so fett, das Klassenfoto der ersten Klasse druckt jetzt noch!

    Deine Mutter arbeitet bei einer Losbude als Niete.

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    • Ruhe

    • Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

    Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten

    Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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    • Land

    • English: German, how do you call this? *shows 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 flag*

    German: Hmm... that's the Land of the Schotten... so I'll call it Schottland!

    English: Okay. How do you call this? *shows 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 flag*

    German: Well, that's the land of the English guys, so I will call it England!

    English: Great! So how do you call this? *shows 🇫🇷 flag* Let me guess. Frankland? Because it's the land of the France guys, right?

    German: Well, it's not a land, it's a Reich! So it's Frankreich!

    English: *confused* Okay...? But how do you call this? *shows 🇮🇹 flag* Italiland?

    German: No, it's—

    English: Ahhh, I got it. Italireich!

    German: No. It's...

    English: WHAT? WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!!?

    German: It's... Italien.

    English: *gets Crashout*

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    • Wasser

    • Die Best of "Deine Mutter" Witze.

    Deine Mutter ist so dumm, die kippt Wasser über den PC, damit sie im Internet surfen kann.

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