Ich wollte Call of Duty an Behinderte verkaufen,
doch der Slogan "Baller-Baller für den Balla-Balla" kam nicht so gut an. 😑
Ich wollte Call of Duty an Behinderte verkaufen,
doch der Slogan "Baller-Baller für den Balla-Balla" kam nicht so gut an. 😑
Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.
Lieber Weihnachtsmann, wenn du mir kein Call of Duty schenkst, f*** ich dich, deine Elfen und die ganzen schwulen Rentiere!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
It’s the sound of the police!
Chuck Norris spielt Book of Ra und bekommt auf 2 € Dreh, 5 Chuck Norris!
"Lemmy was the only person Chuck Norris was afraid of!"
Wenn du in Call of Duty immer getötet wirst, weißt du Bescheid.
Chuck Norris' Cousins sind aufgestanden.
Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.
Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten
Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Warum spielen die Franzosen kein Clash of Warcraft?
Weil es nichts bringt!
Wer kennt Naruto, manchmal Kakashi "1000 years of death" und das bei einem Mädchen: "Das Mädchen, yeahhh, uwu".
Kakashi: "What the fuck?"
What is the favorite lord of Mozart?
"G-sus".
"We are the biggest organisation of the internet!"
- Security-Post-Official 🌐
Colin is one of the humans ever...
Wenn es Chuck Norris in The Legend of Zelda geben würde, wäre er unbesiegbar.