Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.
Lieber Weihnachtsmann, wenn du mir kein Call of Duty schenkst, f*** ich dich, deine Elfen und die ganzen schwulen Rentiere!
Deine Mudda zockt Clash of Clans und freut sich, weil sie einen Magierturm bekommen hat.
Warum?
Sie denkt, es wäre ein Maggiturm.
„Cahoot“ wird fast ausschließlich in der Phrase „in cahoots“ verwendet, was „in einer Allianz oder Partnerschaft“ bedeutet. In den meisten Kontexten beschreibt es die konspirative Tätigkeit von Leuten, die nichts Gutes im Sinn haben.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
It’s the sound of the police!
Was ist eine männliche Schlampe?
King of Pop.
"Lemmy was the only person Chuck Norris was afraid of!"
Deine Mutter spielt Rock of Ages in real life!
Wenn du in call of Duty immer getötet wirst weißt du Bescheid. Chuck Norris Cousegs sind auf gestanden.
Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.
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Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Warum spielen die Franzosen kein Clash of Warcraft?
Weil es nichts bringt!
Wer kennt Naruto, manchmal Kakashi "1000 years of death" und das bei einem Mädchen: "Das Mädchen, yeahhh, uwu".
Kakashi: "What the fuck?"
"Tim and I are going to be out of town this weekend and will be"
What is the favorite lord of Mozart?
"G-sus".
"We are the biggest organisation of the internet!"
- Security-Post-Official 🌐
Colin is one of the humans ever...
Wenn es Chuck Norris in The Legend of Zelda geben würde, wäre er unbesiegbar.
Neuer Name für Game of Thrones = Gamel of Thronenkake.
Sun: The sun is the ball of fire in the sky that the earth goes round. It gives us light and heat.
Ich weiß, dass das kein Witz ist, aber cool!
Deine Mudda ist so fett, sie wird mit dem One-Man-Apocalypse verglichen.
