Of

Of-Witze

Leute

    • I Want to make some Jokes about unemployed People, but non of them Works.

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    • Kerze

    • Why do candles always go on the top of the cake?

    Because it's hard to light them from the bottom!

    Warum werden Kerzen immer oben auf den Kuchen gesteckt?

    Weil es schwierig ist, sie von unten anzuzünden!

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    • Moment

    • Angus Bethunes Moment-Zusammenfassung auf Englisch (für die Klassenarbeit)

    Angus can't dance but he can play good football and get good grades too. He has brown hair, he wears a suit and he is a little bit fat, because of that he is often bullied. Angus is a little bit nervous, because he was elected Winter Ball King, that means he will be out on the dance floor with Melissa Leferve, the girl of his dreams. He fell in love with Melissa since Kindergarten but he has never even talked to her.

    Melissa has blonde hair, she wears earrings and a yellow dress. She looks handsome. Melissa is a helpful girl, because she shows Angus how to dance.

    Rick Sanford, the boyfriend from Melissa, he is drunk. He makes fun of Angus and is disrespectful to his girlfriend Melissa.

    Danke für die, die das bis hier hin gelesen haben :)

    Morgen schreibe ich eine Arbeit und den Inhalt des Textes muss ich können, habt ihr noch Tipps, was ich noch ergänzen könnte inhaltlich oder auch generell? Was ich vielleicht noch bei den Charaktereigenschaften von den jeweiligen Personen ergänzen könnte😊

    Für Tipps/Feedback in die Kommentare👇

    Danke schonmal😊

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    • Corona-Krise

    • Pressekonferenz:

    Reporter: "Herr Präsident, was sind die Regeln nach dem Ende der Corona-Krise?"

    Trump: "Nach Corona gibt es keine Regeln mehr. Kauft eine 45 Magnum. Es wird der Wilde, Wilde Westen."

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    • Of-Memes

    Toilet

    • Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.

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    • Donald Trump

    • What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.

    How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.

    If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.

    What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.

    What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.

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    • Weihnachtsmann

    • Lieber Weihnachtsmann, wenn du mir kein Call of Duty schenkst, f*** ich dich, deine Elfen und die ganzen schwulen Rentiere!

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    • Nobelpreis

    • A brand new piece of information from the Longwave Transmitter Motala (189 Khz), Sweden: "Greta Thunberg will receive the next "Nobel Prize in Physics" in 2023! The reason why is, she found a dimmer against the solar wind on her sailing trip on a lonely island! Now the earth is forever protected from overheating!"

    Uwe Schmidt, Neubrandenburg

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    • Challenge

    • 1. You have been challenged. 2. Write your Nickname here. Ok, Go! 3. You're in. 4. Question 1 of 22 answer streak correct Question 2 of 22 multiple choice correct Question 3 of 22 You lost. We believe in you! Question 4 of 22 Write the answer here correct Question 5 of 22 answer streak You lost We believe in you! .... .... .... You have completed this challenge! See podium Drum roll... The results of this challenge are in See Podium.

    1. ... 2... 3...You

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    • Pick

    • Ivanov was the first to be the first round pick for the United Nations in antoni games.com, and they were all about to the point of your decision making.

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    • Furz

    • Als ich heute Morgen im Bus saß und gefurzt habe, und sich vier Leute umdrehten, fühlte ich mich wie bei der Show "The Voice of Germany".

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    • Offenbacher

    • - Ich weiß endlich, wofür das Kennzeichen OF steht.

    - Na?

    - Ohne Verstand!

    - Hä? Verstand schreibt man mit V...

    - Ja, da siehste ma, wie blöd die Offenbacher sin.

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