A reporter asks Trump during a press confernce: "Lies and alternative facts are the same, isn't it?" Trump: "I tell you no lies, you must see the alternative fucks."

"Was kostet die Angel?" "19,99€" "Das ist aber günstig. Wo ist der Haken?" "Es gibt keinen Haken."

Trump-Witze auf Englisch

What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.

How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.

If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.

What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.

What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.

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Zwei Indianer sehen zum ersten Mal in ihrem Leben Wasserski. "Warum rast das Boot so?", fragt der eine. Darauf der andere: "Der Mann am Seil verfolgt es."