Soul-Witze
Wo ruft ein Dementor an, wenn er Hunger hat?
Bei der Seelsorge.
Deine Mudda ist so hässlich, dass sie bei Dark Souls 4 der Endboss sein wird.
Wie heißt der Lieblingssong von Donald J. Trump?
"There's just ME, MYSELF & I"
(Original: "de la Soul")
Memes
Chuck Norris kann so gut zocken, er hat Dark Souls ohne Tod durchgespielt!
Quallen leben bereits seit über 500 Millionen Jahren, obwohl sie kein Gehirn haben.
Eine gute Nachricht für viele Menschen.
Brich nie jemanden das Herz, er hat nur eins davon. Brich lieber die Knochen, er hat 206 davon.
Die fünf Sinne des Menschen: - Unsinn - Blödsinn - Stumpfsinn - Schwachsinn - Wahnsinn.
Gott ist tot. ~Nietzsche, 1883
Nietzsche ist tot. ~Gott, 1900
Notice on a shoe repair shop: "I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you."
Memes
Community
Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated
For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in
Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesday, my empty arms we… Weiterlesen
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Waiting for Love"
Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesd… Weiterlesen
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Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesday, … Weiterlesen