Sur-Witze
"Hey Elon Musk, wanna hear a joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Lithium."
"I don't get it."
"That's right!"
Fun Fact:
Sugar is the only English word in which "SU" gives a "SH" sound.
At least, I'm pretty sure about that.
What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.
How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.
If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.
What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.
What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
Was können Surfer nicht machen? Die Donauwelle!
Surfen ist ein schönes Hobby, bei dem man sich nicht anstrengen muss. Man holt einfach das Smartphone raus, öffnet Google und los geht's!
Sos
Söri ist supi!
Ein Hai sieht einen Surfer.
Hai: "Lecker Brettljause!"
Thanks for the delay in getting the best of the day before and I am not sure if it.
Kommt ein Aramäer zu Sebastian.
Aramäer: Heu, ich bin's Petrus von....
Sebastian: Ähm, tschuldige, von wo nochmal? Habs akustisch nicht verstanden.
Aramäer: Ähm, ich weiß gar nicht, hehe, bin n' Dummi.
Sebastian: Tell me something where you come from?
Oh soryy you can't answer these questions, because you're dummi without a country. For sure I think your own house is your boat on the see.
Kritische Situation...
Auch das gibt es in ähnlicher Form, ist dennoch eine Ergänzung
Community-Talk
Song: Sure Thing Bewerte von 1 (sehr gut) bis 6 (sehr schlecht)
Bewerte das Gedicht von 1 (wunderbar gut) bis 10 ( sehr sehr schlecht)
"We planned it, the two of us, nobody knew, just they and us, we're planning doing something new. They said it was a bad plan but I was sure I was good in that and now we slowly make it through. We know that the world was so big before, it was You and I, just You and I. Because the horizon held so much more but now it's time you know it's time and when we can do something new and nobody likes it we wait until it changes. And all I can see when the world turns dark, is the light in our world And all I can do when the shops lock down, is stay on my feet and continue doing it- Coronavirus is the biggest shit"
Hi, here am I again. I am pretty sure you already know me. I just updated my profile picture.