Elon Musk

"Hey Elon Musk, wanna hear a joke?"

"Yeah, sure."

"Lithium."

"I don't get it."

"That's right!"

Corona-Krise

Pressekonferenz

Reporter: "Herr Präsident, sind Sie sicher, dass Sie durch die Corona-Krise wiedergewählt werden?"

Trump: "Ich bin sicher, dass ich wieder der nächste Präsident bin, keine Frage."

Reporter: "Was macht Sie da so sicher, Herr Präsident?"

Trump: "Basierend auf der Sterberate liegen die Demokraten vorne."

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  • Memes

    Autobiografie

    Ich: Mama, soll ich die Hauptfigur in dem Buch, das ich schreibe, töten, um die Sache interessanter zu machen?

    Mama: Klar, mein Schatz! Was für ein Buch schreibst du denn?

    Ich: Es ist eine Autobiografie.

    Donald Trump

    What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.

    How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.

    If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.

    What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.

    What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.

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  • Sebastian

    Kommt ein Aramäer zu Sebastian.

    Aramäer: Heu, ich bin's Petrus von....

    Sebastian: Ähm, tschuldige, von wo nochmal? Habs akustisch nicht verstanden.

    Aramäer: Ähm, ich weiß gar nicht, hehe, bin n' Dummi.

    Sebastian: Tell me something where you come from?

    Oh soryy you can't answer these questions, because you're dummi without a country. For sure I think your own house is your boat on the see.

    Memes

    Community

    Umfrage

    Bewerte das Gedicht von 1 (wunderbar gut) bis 10 ( sehr sehr schlecht)

    "We planned it, the two of us, nobody knew, just they and us, we're planning doing something new. They said it was a bad plan but I was sure I was good in that and now we slowly make it through. We know that the world was so big before, it was You and I, just You and I. Because the horizon held so much more but now it's time you know it's time and when we can do something new and nobody likes it we wait until it changes. And all I can see when the world turns dark, is the light in our world And all I can do when the shops lock down, is stay on my feet and continue doing it- Coronavirus is the biggest shit"