Telefonieren heute...
Alle Berater sind im Gespräch.
"Please hold the line."
Wenn wir Sie am Arsch lecken können, dann drücken Sie die 3.
"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.
The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".
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I believe I'm the sky.
I believe I can touch the fly.
Es gibt auf YouTube einen Kanal, der heißt Gone to the Snow Dogs und ist über vier ganz besondere Huskys. Die heißen Shiloh, Shelby, Oakley und Memphis. Als Shiloh, Shelby und Oakley starben, kam noch Kira dazu. Wer etwas über Gone to the Snow Dogs weiß, kann mir schreiben.
Wenn Chuck Norris MINECRAFT spielt, kommt nach kurzer Zeit die Chatmeldung: Herobrine left the Game.
Voldemort: "Someone tell me a joke."
Harry: "The Deathly Hallows."
Voldemort: "I don't get it."
Harry: "Exactly."
Joana Almeida will represented Portugal at the Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2019 in Gliwice-Silesia with the song Vem Comigo (Come With Me).
"ByQuadrix und Lumpi gehen in 'ne Bar. Sagen: 'Bitte ein Glas Minecraft!'
Kellner: 'Das haben wir hier nicht.'
Lumpi: 'Lumpi left the bar'"
Wie kann ich einen zum Lachen bringen?
Mit dem Lied Hi, Hi, Hititei Space Taxiii to the Skyyyy!
Wie mag Darth Vader sein Toast am liebsten? - On the dark side.
Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.
I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.
Sven was blown up by creeper.
Everyone left the game.
Why does the skeleton want a friend? He felt like "bonely".
What was the first thing that Thanos snapped?
- Loki's neck.
Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.
Deine Mudder ist der Dickste bei "The Biggest Loser".
Wie nennt man Schalker in der Serie "The Biggest Loser"?
Die Königsblauen.
DesMond, der Mondbär: "Wie bin ich hierhergekommen?" Ende!
Deine Mutter heißt K.I.T.T. und sichert The Hoff bei jedem Turbo Boost mittels Plug-in am Schalensitz.
Ihr könnt das Lied "Share the Joy" auf YouTube ansehen. Das ist echt toll!
