The-Witze

That is a great german website! Where are the jokes?

Telefonieren heute...

Alle Berater sind im Gespräch.

"Please hold the line."

Wenn wir Sie am Arsch lecken können, dann drücken Sie die 3.

Google-English.

The girls are good to birds.

Don't read the first comment!

In der Englischstunde... Lehrer: "What is your favourite quote?" Schüler antwortet: "My favourite quote is "You can do anything. Just get up and do it."" John: "Well then see you tomorrow, I'm going home now!"

Ps: Ich würde das auch gerne mal machen...😂

Deine Mudda ist so dumm, sie steckt sich eine Batterie in den Arsch und ruft: "I've got the power!"

At the sixth day, God created Adam and Eve - NOT ADAM AND STEVE!

Jeb: Hey Notch, ich muss auf Klo, kannst du Toiletten einfügen?

Notch: Nö.

Jeb: Bitte!

(NOTCH LEFT THE GAME)

"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

I believe I'm the sky.

I believe I can touch the fly.

Es gibt auf YouTube einen Kanal, der heißt Gone to the Snow Dogs und ist über vier ganz besondere Huskys. Die heißen Shiloh, Shelby, Oakley und Memphis. Als Shiloh, Shelby und Oakley starben, kam noch Kira dazu. Wer etwas über Gone to the Snow Dogs weiß, kann mir schreiben.

Joana Almeida will represent Portugal at the Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2019 in Gliwice-Silesia with the song Vem Comigo (Come With Me).

Wie mag Darth Vader sein Toast am liebsten? - On the dark side.

"ByQuadrix und Lumpi gehen in 'ne Bar. Sagen: 'Bitte ein Glas Minecraft!'

Kellner: 'Das haben wir hier nicht.'

Lumpi: 'Lumpi left the bar'"

Wie kann ich einen zum Lachen bringen?

Mit dem Lied Hi, Hi, Hititei Space Taxiii to the Skyyyy!

Wer ist der Lieblingsschauspieler von Steve? Dwayne "The Block" Johnson!

Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.

I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.

What was the first thing that Thanos snapped?

- Loki's neck.

Why does the skeleton want a friend? He felt like "bonely".

Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.